GP to Kindly (ADHD Trance Mix)

Описание: trance female vocal
Same lyrics, but now you can listen to it when you're hitting the clubs (or whatever the youngsters do these days, as I wouldn't know)

[Verse 1]
Well, I opened up my inbox, just to start my day,
Fifty-seven letters, all in the same old way.
“Dear Doctor, would you kindly…” - oh, I know that tune,
They’ve got me chasing X-rays by the light of the moon.

[Chorus]
I’m the GP to kindly, do the jobs they left behind,
The middle of the sandwich, the catch-all kind.
They’ve got a clinic on the phone, but they never leave their chair,
While I’m kindly doing everything, everywhere.

[Verse 2]
Now the chest clinic called, said they’d spoken on the phone,
Could I kindly listen to the lungs, they’ve never known?
E.N.T. says, “refer to E.N.T., but not to me,”
And psych says, “Kindly medicate that A.D.H.D.”

[Chorus]
Oh, I’m the GP to kindly, with my stethoscope and sigh,
The dumping ground of kindness, till the day I die.
They’ve got titles and job plans, and a secretary’s flair,
But I’m kindly doing everything, everywhere.

[Bridge]
Used to be the hospital, would keep the care in hand,
Now the handoff letters roll like desert sand.
They sign them with a flourish, like a note of praise,
“Would you kindly chase the bloods?” - I see that phrase for days.

[Verse 3]
Now the patient’s on the phone, says, “Doc, I don’t know who’s in charge,”
And I’m kindly picking pieces from a system at large.
Well, I love my patients dearly, that’s the reason I stay,
But I’m kindly losing minutes in a kindly way.

[Verse 4]
Endocrine says “monitor,” cardio says “check,”
Derm says “kindly photograph the rash upon his neck.”
Renal says “adjust the meds, review in half a year,”
By which they mean: “Dear GP, kindly do it here.”

[Chorus]
I’m the GP to kindly, with the printer’s gentle hum,
A consultant’s echo chamber where the letters come from.
They’re safely at a distance, with their well-rehearsed care,
While I’m kindly doing everything, everywhere.

[Verse 5]
Now the inbox keeps on swelling like a tide that won’t go down,
And every “kindly” carries just a hint of royal crown.
But we GPs keep on smiling, with caffeine and despair,
‘Cause the heart of the NHS still beats in here somewhere.

[Final Chorus]
I’m the GP to kindly, it’s my national role,
Holding up the NHS with coffee for my soul.
They thank me very nicely, with bureaucratic care -
While I’m kindly doing everything, everywhere.

[Outro]
Yeah… “Would you kindly”…
Sure thing, mate.
Right after I save the world.