Paladin Jade Kills a Man with an Irish Car Bomb – Iraq, 1991 | Classified Chaos & Cocktails

Описание: Paladin Jade Kills a Man with an Irish Car Bomb – Iraq, 1991 | Classified Chaos & Cocktails

Some nights are made for love.
Others are made for vengeance served shaken, not stirred.

Welcome to the untold chapter of Paladin Jade’s chaotic canon — a blood-slick, sandstorm-seduced mission deep in 1991 Iraq. The year the world burned, and the only thing colder than the desert nights was the smirk on her lips as she whispered: “He asked for a drink. I served him an Irish Car Bomb. With a twist.”

Part war story, part glamor-porn, part barfight in a dream sequence — this is a tale of battlefield flirtation, spiritual warfare, and the most seductive act of combat you’ve never seen redacted.

Was it a cocktail?
Was it a killmove?
Was it divine punishment from a Paladin who’d had one too many shots of Jameson and Justified Rage™?

Yes.
To all of it.

This is not a drill. This is not diplomacy. This is eGirl4Rent warfare with high heels, holy justice, and Guinness foam.

⚔️ Streamed live by @JadeAnnByrne, Knight Commander of the Cosmic Mess Hall, where every drink comes with a body count.
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