A Very Model Halloween

Описание: 60+ Costumes. 3 1/2 Minutes. 1 Theater Nerd. Need an idea for a last minute costume this Halloween? Here. No excuses.

Tell me what you're dressing up as for Halloween and/or post a picture of your costume on my Facebook page!

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LYRICS:

If you're trying to figure out a costume you can wear for Halloween
But don't have time or money or there's nothing's quite inspiring
Just rummage through your closet and I'm sure you can find something keen
Let's think through all the ideas or old outfits that you might have seen

A hat and a machine gun makes a gangster from the silver screen
A white tee, red top, and a wig can cause rebelling like James Dean
A green shirt and some green tights make you Robin Hood or Peter Pan
Some black clothes and a tee-shirt make a very easy ninja man

Some black clothes and a tee-shirt make a very easy ninja man
Some black clothes and a tee-shirt make a very easy ninja man
Some black clothes and a tee-shirt make a very easy-peasy ninja man

A pompadour makes greasers, or the Fonz, or Elvis thin or fat
Some goggles make a steampunk or a villain if you add a hat
So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

A striped shirt makes a mime or sailor plus or minus a beret
Some tights and a quick tutu makes you ready for the grand ballet
Just add some wings to be a fairy or a cut-rate Tinkerbell
A halo makes an angel and horns help a devil give 'em hell

A black suit or a tux can make you James Bond dapper for a spy
Kimonos and green diapers gives you different kind of Samurai
A corset, pearls and make-up is the start of Frankie's horror rock
And bandaids make cheap pointy ears for magic elves or Mr. Spock.

Some bandaids make cheap pointy ears for trekkies who love Mr. Spock
Some bandaids make cheap pointy ears for trekkies who love Mr. Spock
Some bandaids make cheap pointy ears for uber-nerds who love their Mr. Spock

A Superhero ranges from a towel cape to a whole lot more
A swimsuit makes a wrestler or a lucha libre luchador
So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

A pirate is a classic; you can plunder on the seven seas
A fro and funky clothes will give you grindhouse from the 70's
A cowboy's fun, but Indians apparently are less PC
But if you're Asian you can rock some Raiden or old school Bruce Lee

Cigar and glasses mark your Groucho with a black mustache applied
You're PeeWee with a grey suit and a red tie neatly butterflied
Celebrities and politicians, both alive and those who've died
And bear in mind that all of these can easily be zombiefied

And bear in mind that all of these can easily be zombiefied
And bear in mind that all of these can easily be zombiefied
Just add some blood and gore and all of these can easily be zombiefied

(Braaainnnzzzs)

A robot made of cardboard or a toga for a Greek hero
A paper hat for Swedish Chef, some shades will red pill your Neo
So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

So whether pirate, ninja, zombie, scientist or Wolverine
To Have a Happy Hallow's you just have to dress for Halloween

P.S. Ironically, I have no idea what I'm dressing up as... eep.

P.P.S. I wonder how I can get the new iPhone 4S Siri app show this video if people ask it what they should be for Halloween?