Destiny 2 lore but from a Cows Perspective
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🐄 Destiny 2 Lore Deep Dive: How a Cow Would Interpret the Light vs. Darkness 💀🥛
"Light. Darkness. Paracausality. Moo."
Welcome to the weirdest Destiny 2 lore breakdown you never asked for but absolutely needed. In this video, your favorite soul-stealing cow VTuber dives horn-first into the eternal war between Light and Darkness — from a cow's perspective, of course. 🐮
🧠 We’ll cover:
Why the Traveler is basically a giant hay bale in space
Whether the Witness is just a cosmic farmer with control issues
The collapse, cow logic, and calcium-based power
Guardian classes reimagined as cattle
The truth behind the myth of The Milkbearer, Bringer of Lactose
And why Cayde-6 deserved a cowbell
This isn’t just lore. This is udder chaos. 💥
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💬 Drop your Guardian name if you were a cow in the comments.
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