AoD - PUG Life - QWER

Описание: QWER copyright 2011 AreaofDefect LLC

Video and Editing by Gabriel Conroy and Nick Nielsen of Electric Shadow Productions -    / electricshadowfilms  

Music By Heart Attack

Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick and Dante Allegory

Choreography and Dancing by Anna White and Andrea Nelson

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KDH
Malicious
Dante Allegory
The H31P
Celeste Astara

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PUG LIFE

Im not a bad player, I'm just havin a bad day
Losin in a bad way, Been rockin my sad face
Been getting my tank on, and I do it so well
But you gotta play carries to climb out of elo hell
Wish I was like Dante, and I was just visitin
But skill in this team comp is the thing that were missin
I'm not about to rage, I'm a compassionate soul
But Tiamat Gragas aint niuthin but troll
Man this PUG life isn't for me
I'm yearnin for the days of the premade team
Escas and me getting burned in the third degree
Stuck in elo hell carryin PUG teams of three
Getting roflstomped indefatigably
Their Anivia's wallin, their Rammus is ballin,
Our Sion is crawlin cuz he stacked boots of speed
So slow indeed, just follow their lead
PUGs can't do nothing but troll and feed

I'm feelin oh so blue
Stuck up in this solo queue
This ish should have a warning
It's the PUG life
It's the PUG life
How long do I have to play
Till I get my win of the day?
No one else is warding
It's the PUG life
It's the PUG life

Where do these guys even come from? They're like login queue slow
I bet half of em couldn't even spell elo
Even if one of em decides to go tankin
He ends up bein the next Leroy Jenkins
You'd think It'd be better, but it's not when you're in ranked games
It's like my whole team is wearing glasses that have blank frames
The carries don't do damage and they're the ones the tank blames
The tanks can't protect and have terrible Blitzcrank aims
If there was any way out for me Id pay any price
I didn't even know you could take revive twice
I didn't even know you could get first blood thrice
Cuz every game I play is just a roll of the dice
Maybe I'm bein too nice, Maybe I should offer advice
Maybe I should have a doctor come put me on ice
And when I wake up, everything is gonna be sunny and nice
Leave this PUG life behind and move off to paradise

I'm feelin oh so blue
Stuck up in this solo queue
This ish should have a warning
It's the PUG life
It's the PUG life
How long do I have to play
Till I get my win of the day?
No one else is warding
It's the PUG life
It's the PUG life