KiraHeat - "Kobold Daycare" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 24)

Описание: Song: "Kobold Daycare" (Album: Kobold: The Misadventurer, Track 24)

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"Kobold Daycare" is pure dungeon chaos at its most adorable and destructive. Set deep beneath the stone, this high-energy fantasy comedy track captures what happens when baby kobolds are left unattended with traps, shinies, and zero impulse control. Packed with playful xylophones, kazoos, bells, and nonstop mischief, it turns a Forgotten Realms dungeon into a full-blown daycare disaster where every chest, tunnel, and mimic is fair game.

Theme: Fantasy Comedy • Dungeon Chaos • Kobold Mischief • DnD Humor • Slapstick Adventure

Lyrics: 100% original, written by KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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Original Lyrics:

(Toys skitter, coins clatter... squeak! squeak! snicker)

Tiny claws on dungeon stone—scamper, scramble, oh!
Shinies spill, a treasure flood, someone’s painted up the wall!
Baby kobolds sneaking snacks, swapping keys and traps
Grin so wide, hide inside the overturned king’s hat!

Bells are jangling on a rope, crayons on a scroll
Goblet rolling, nuggets falling, dragon plushie stole!
Puddle puddle—what's that sound? (It’s just the mimic’s mouth!)
Chasing tails and chasing gold, they flip the chest around

Whispers, secrets, shh—don’t let Keeper see!
Bounce and burst, we never rest, it’s chaos underneath!

Kobold Daycare! (Hee-hee!)
Toys in the rubble, tripping on trouble
Kobold Daycare! (Squeak-squeak!)
Bouncing off barrels, swinging through peril
Kobold Daycare! (Laughter)
We’re a scaly storm! Hide all your gems, we transform!

Pitfall jelly left and right, smudgy footprints everywhere
Dungeon blocks for stacking high—look, another snare!
Silver rattles, clinking coins, snacktime’s been denied
Reptile rascals wriggle wild, the tunnels open wide!

Shh, the elder’s peeking now, better all pretend
No mess at all! Oops, haul the loot! Mischief never ends!

Kobold Daycare! (Chirps and squeals)
Toys in the rubble, tripping on trouble
Kobold Daycare! (Squeak-squeak!)
Bouncing off barrels, swinging through peril
Kobold Daycare! (Hee-hee!)
Teach us to play! But don’t leave your backpack astray!

(Pause, hush, hold your breath)
Did someone squeak the mimic chest?
Half the room’s under a pile,
Watch us plan a cuddle-pile!
Trap snaps! Snap—pop—surprise!
(Startled laughter!)

Kobold Daycare! (All together now!)
Toys in the rubble, tripping on trouble
Kobold Daycare! (Squeak-squeak! Squeak!)
Bouncing off barrels, swinging through peril
Kobold Daycare! (Full of glee!)
Dungeon delight, every day’s a wild flight!

(Goodnight kobolds—even the mimic’s tired!)
Rustling scales, scattered coins, sleepy giggles hush—the dungeon dreams begin...


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Lyrics & Concept ©2025 KiraHeat
Created with assistive AI tools

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