Dan the Star Man Epic 500

Описание: Welcome to Dan the Star Man's Epic 500. This is 500th episode of Dan the Star Man! We got a lot of good things planned for you. Before we get started my belt buckle glowing and my pink dino fury key glowing, that could mean one thing. I received a video message from Hunter Deno the pink Dino Fury and red Cosmic Fury ranger. I link to morphin grid to play Hunter Deno video message transmission.

Thank you Hunter Deno for the lovely video message. So we begin the epic 500 by doing the segment Reenacting Scenes of TV show & movies" I do a multi-scene from Two and a Half Men. Enjoy it and here's a copy of the dialogue script for you to read along:

"(Alan and Kandi at the car mechanic shop)
Kandi: Alan do you know a good lawyer?
Alan: No but my ex wife does. Why?
Kandi: Because I wanna sue the guy who sold me that lemming.
Alan: You mean lemon!
Kandi: Do I? Okay!
(The mechanic enters)
Ricky: Alright Mr. Harper I looked at your daughter’s car.
Alan: She’s not my daughter.
Ricky: Oh good for you! Anyway the prognosis looks rather bleak.
Alan: I understand!
Ricky: The vehicle was in flames!
Alan: I know!
Ricky: What is she 21?
Alan: 22!
Kandi: And a half!
Ricky: Good for you!
Alan: Yeah but what about the car?
Ricky: Well the cars gotta be 25, 26 years old.
Alan: I mean can it be fixed?
Ricky: Anything can be fixed! They put a pig’s heart in my Uncle Vinnie.
Alan: How much?
Ricky: All of it!
Alan: I mean how much to fix the car?
Ricky: For you, three grand!
Alan: What?
Ricky: Again, the car was on fire. I had to wait an hour before I can even touch it.
Kandi: But I only paid eight hundred for it.
Ricky: Eight hundred dollars? Well dear I hate to break it to you, but someone has taken advantage of your good nature.
Kandi: Boy that happens a lot.
Alan: Well three thousand is out of the question. It makes more sense just to get her a new car.
Kandi: (surprised) Oh thank you so much Alan.
Ricky: Good for you!
(At the house kitchen, Alan trying to cover the costing. Charlie enters kitchen)
Charlie: Hey why’s your car not in the garage?
Alan: I loaned it to Kandi.
Charlie: Oh! And how much are you paying to fix hers?
Alan: Nothing!
Charlie: Nothing?
Alan: Not a cent! I’m leasing her a Saturn.
Charlie: Tell me again about the free-tow Alan.
Alan: Hey she needs a car and the prices are practically reasonable. They’re barely giving them away.
Charlie: I’ll be back!
Alan: Where are you going?
Charlie: I’m gonna solve all your problems. (Charlie was back with a bat) You wanna see it coming or should I surprise you?
Alan: Ha ha ha. That doesn’t help!
(The phone rings)
Charlie: Hello! Hang on! It’s your dentist. He wants to talk to you about Kandi’s teeth.
Alan: Thank you! Hi Dr. Krause thanks for seeing her on short notice.
Krause: Of course Alan.
Alan: (Talks to Charlie) Can I have some secrecy please?
Charlie: Sure just find a safer place for you to live.
Krause: So is Kandi covered under your insurance?
Alan: No she’s not covered under my dental plan?
Krause: How old is she 20?
Alan: 22 1/2!
Krause: Good for you!
Alan: Yeah good for me! Did you get a chance to look at her tooth?
Krause: I did and unfortunately she’s gonna need a root-canal.
Alan: A root-canal? Well how much is that?
Krause: It’s gonna cost $1900.
Alan: Yikes!
Krause: And there’s more to it Alan.
Alan: What do you mean there’s more?
Krause: I also looked in her wisdom teeth.
Alan: Who told you to look at her wisdom teeth?
Charlie: That girls got wisdom teeth? Who knew!
Alan: Okay what’s the worst that could happen if you don’t remove them?
Krause: Well in worse case scenario her teeth could be infected.
Alan: How infected?
Krause: Like really bad!
Alan: Well then if it has to be done, it has to be done. Yeah send me the bill.
Krause: I’m glad you see it that way. Have a nice day Alan.
Alan: Okay bye-bye.
(They both hang up)
Alan: Well I got one thing to say. Eat me!"

Then I do the segment Attraction Rides of Disney, I do the full ride experience of Tron Lightcycle-Run in Magic Kingdom.

Tron Lightcycle-Run
Speed across a world with no horizons in a high-stakes race based on the Disney sci-fi film TRON: Legacy. Leave the real world behind and join Team Blue in a quest across the Grid—the dark, computerized world with no horizons from TRON. Here, there’s no limit to the excitement.

Then I do the Disney Entertainment segment. And I present the Disney nighttime parade in Magic Kingdom called Disney Starlight: Dream the Night Away. Enjoy!

Disney Starlight Dream the Night Away
Behold a dazzling nighttime parade that celebrates magical moments from Disney stories—each touched by starlight.
Find a sweet spot under the stars to watch Disney Starlight: Dream the Night Away—a shimmering parade inspired by the classic Main Street Electrical Parade. It’s a star-kissed constellation of Disney dreams, brought to life by the magic of the Blue Fairy.

Thank you all for watching Dan the Star Man's Epic 500th episode!