More Flann O'Brien–THE HARD LIFE: RGBIB Ep. 110

Описание: For the Mr. Collopy in all of us.

And check out the dates of our next Ultimate Beginner Creative Writing course. It's for people who have no idea what they're doing when they sit down to an empty sheet of paper–which is, if course, the fun part! I'll teach you everything I know–almost nothing! We get great students, so come be one of them! Here's the data, all of which can be found at our Ultimate Beginners Facebook page:

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IT'S THE ONLY COURSE ON THE INTER-WEB THAT'S A LITTLE BIT "DEAD POET'S SOCIETY," A LITTLE BIT "THE HUNGER GAMES," AND A WHOLE LOT OF "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET"! BOOK YOUR NIGHTMARES NOW!

AUTUMN 2019 ULTIMATE BEGINNERS WRITING WORKSHOP

12-week course will begin 2 September 2019.

The same ground rules as usual – twelve weeks of classes and workshops. Each student will be able to submit AT LEAST 5000 words of material – as well as one or two brief exercises. (These numbers may increase if space comes available.)

The course is capped at 12 students per term. I won't run the course if we don't have at least six students, and frankly, I never know when we'll have enough students or not. So please don't send me payment until I confirm the class is running!

The students in these online workshops are the real star of the course. I will continue providing traffic management and increasingly irritable commentary.

Tuition is either £240 or $335 per term. Ten pounds (roughly) of each fee is paid to our guest writer/editor, who will be named later. WE HAVE GREAT GUEST WRITERS/EDITORS!

Please pass this information on anywhere you can–on your Facebook pages, Twitter feeds, doormats, wherever. We operate utterly independent of every terrible educational institution on the planet and will be making all our own mistakes from now on! But that means nobody knows we're out here! Please help!

The course is open to new students - and if they are interested, I will provide them access to the my old "beginner" courses so they can catch up on old lectures, pronouncements, materials, etc.

Here are the traditional disclaimers:

1. There are no refunds after the tuition is paid unless, of course, we don't run the class).

2. Some people (amazing, I know) don't like me. So if you haven't taken one of my classes before, try to touch base with my former students for some idea what to expect. I will put you in direct contact with former students, if you like.

PLEASE PASS THIS INFO ON TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS!