Dating Advice from Rizzomatic Rye

Описание: Y’all, listen up to your O’ Great Loaf 🍞 Rye for some very important dating advice!

Rizzomatic Rye here, bringing you the best tips and tricks to rizz up your household items, furniture, appliances, waifus, an husbandos galore!

DISCLAIMER: Rye is not a licensed matchmaker, she just exudes a strong natural aura and stench of Taylor Ham Egg & Cheese on an Everythng Bagel with Salt Pepper and Ketchup-pungent scent of phermones. Side effects of taking Rye’s advice may include being swarmed by foodies, fed second dinner by waifus, and being overwhelmed by the amount of random people seeking your time and attention. As this is not official licensed dating or matchmaker advice, please take and or leave as you see fit, and at your own risk. Rye is not responsible for the outcomes of any interactions associated with advice taken from this series. If the Rizzomatic Rye advice or tips do not work for you, you are likely the problem. Go eat more pumpernickel bagels with Taylor ham, egg, cheese, and salt, pepper, and ketchup. You likely are not stinking good enough. 🫡

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