Pick Me Girl - The Attention Anthem (Lyrics) 💅 Satire Pop 2026

Описание: 💅 Pick Me Girl - The Attention Anthem (Full Lyrics) 🎵 Satirical Pop/Trap 2026

Bubbly pop/trap roast of the ultimate "pick-me girl" – desperate for male validation, throwing other women under the bus, all while claiming "I'm not like the others." From hair flips to fake innocence, this one's calling out the validation addiction! Perfect ironic TikTok audio for shady moments. 😂🩷

Full Lyrics
(Intro – bubbly pop beat, exaggerated sweet voice)
Ooh... boys...
Listen up...
I’m not like the others...

(Chorus)
Pick me! Oh, pick me!
I’m not like those other girls, you see
Pick me! Choose me, please!
I hate drama, makeup, and shopping sprees
Pick me girl, that’s my vibe
I’m chill, I’m cool, I’m one of the guys
Pick me! Validate me quick
I’m the exception—watch my trick!

(Verse 1)
I don’t wear dresses, heels make me trip
Give me sweats and a PlayStation grip
“Basic girls” love their pumpkin spice
But I drink black coffee—extra ice
I laugh at your jokes, even when they’re mid
Call me “bro” or “dude”—yeah, I never get pissed
I’ll watch football Sunday, scream at the screen
While the “other girls” are out bein’ mean

(Chorus)
Pick me! Oh, pick me!
I’m not like those other girls, you see
Pick me! Choose me, please!
I hate drama, makeup, and shopping sprees
Pick me girl, that’s my vibe
I’m chill, I’m cool, I’m one of the guys
Pick me! Validate me quick
I’m the exception—watch my trick!

(Verse 2)
I’ll roast my own gender just to make you laugh
Say “females crazy” while I do the math
I’m low maintenance, never need a thing
Except your constant praise—make it ring
Soft launch your attention, hard launch the shade
Throw other girls under just to get paid
Aura points farmed from male approval streams
Delulu dreamin’ that this is supreme

(Bridge – beat slows, fake-innocent whisper)
I don’t want attention...
I swear I don’t try...
But if you don’t notice
I might just cry
I’m not insecure...
I’m just unique...
Pick me, love me
That’s all I seek.

(Final Chorus – chaotic pop drop, layered sarcastic ad-libs)
Pick me! (Pick me!) Oh, pick me!
Throwin’ sisters under the bus for free
Pick me! (Not them!) Desperate pick me!
Cravin’ male gaze like it’s oxygen, see
Pick me girl! Forever on blast
Validation addiction—how long will it last?
Pick me! One day you’ll see
The joke’s on you... not on me!

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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro (Ooh... boys...)
00:30 - Chorus (Pick me! Oh, pick me!)
01:15 - Verse 1 (Perfect teeth...)
02:00 - Chorus Repeat
02:45 - Verse 2 (Roast my own gender...)
03:30 - Bridge (Fake whisper...)
04:00 - Final Chaotic Chorus

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