STAR WARS EPISODE XIX: A JANITOR’S NEW HOPELESS TASK

Описание: Episode XIX – A Janitor’s New Hopeless Task
Star Wars × Space Quest Parody Crossover

The galaxy is on the brink of destiny, doom, and several minor OSHA violations.

In Episode XIX, epic space opera collides headfirst with bureaucratic absurdity as Roger Wilco, professional janitor and accidental liability, stumbles into a Star Wars–scale crisis he is wildly unqualified to handle. While Jedi debate prophecy and villains monologue about power, Roger is just trying not to get demoted, disintegrated, or fined for improper waste disposal.

Expect:

A heroic opening crawl immediately undermined by workplace regulations
A galaxy-saving mission triggered by taking out the trash
Ancient forces of good and evil brought low by poor interface design
Accidental victories followed by formal reprimands
Survival achieved entirely through panic, luck, and ignoring instructions

Lightsabers glow. Star Destroyers loom.
And somewhere in the background, Roger Wilco is being chased for violating subsection 7-C: Unauthorized Button Pressing During Emergencies.

This is Star Wars: The Lost Crossover Episodes, where destiny chooses its champion…
and immediately regrets it.

🧹 May the mop be with him.