Industry Baby | LFN | Havana | Med School Parody ft. the Ohio State University College of Medicine

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The Ohio State University College of Medicine would like to present a parody of "Industry Baby" by Lil Nas X, "Last Friday Night by Katy Perry, and "Havana" by Camila Cabello.

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Lyrics:

#IndustryBaby
[Ohio State for the win]
Buckeyes back, ayy
White coat and slacks, ayy (sometimes)
Couple lectures today
Couple decks, ayy (anki!)

World class, ayy
That’s a fact, ayy
Hospitals stacked, ayy
And this one is for physicians (in training)

OSCE physical exams, yeah
Dissecting cadavers with our hands, yeah
Then we went did it again, yeah

We told you long ago, on the road
You got what we’re lookin' for
Some come from super far
Or next door, tell 'em we ain't layin' low

Longitudinal curriculum gives us the edge
Clinical experience all 4 years with patients
We know you’ll kill it here
Click commit, tell 'em that the choice is over

Your track record so clean
We couldn't wait to accept you
And I guarantee that we’ll prep you
For step 1 and for step 2 (woo)

We don’t compete, everybody eats
We share notes from lectures you slept through (mm)
And I really hope that you get to
Commit and come to O-S-U
👏🏾O-H-I-O👏🏾

Teachers talkin', we takin' notes
Med Twitter we makin' posts
Social distance, don’t get too close
Study group review with me, dirty mnemonics won’t forget those
We got med school by the throat
Gunners wish but they can't get close

We don't make up rumors (ayy)
We just take out tumors (Ayy)
We take care of patients from Gen A to baby boomers
Upperclassmen serve as tutors
M4s have lots of recruiters

yeah your time is comin’ and we know the sky's the limit
we’re always improving
Winners, never losers (mm)
We didn't peak in high school, now we’re out here learning sutures (woo)
All these online lectures and computers
Turnin’ buckeyes into doctors of the future!!!

#LastFridayNight (TGIF)
Watching lecture in my bed
This is harder than they said
Wearing masks in lecture halls
Doctors help us learn it all

Learning skills in ultrasound
Showing off what I have found
Does this cause you any pain
Is this a nerve or a vein?

Grades went up last night; the average was high,
I'm screwed, oh well
It's a pass/fail test and I need some rest and food [Go Bucks]

Last Friday night,
Yeah, we stayed up pretty long
Even played some ping pong
Pimped again, got it wrong

Last Friday Night
Ran through tunnels underground
Got up early for my rounds
We are making leaps and bounds

This Friday Night, Do it all, again
[*OSUCOM*]

#Havana
Hey
O..S..U...
New lab hall, ooh na-na-na
Muscles and all the bony landmarks, ooh na-na
Heart problems you go to Fontana, na-na-na
We learn echos and CT scanners
Glass ceilings we can shatter
[Can shatter oh-na-na]

He didn't walk up with that "what’s your match rate?"
[It’s 98%]
Take patient histories at free clinics
[Diverse populations]
Advocacy with our students groups here
[Hey what's your passion in?]
And I do chart review between classes
Just got published like...

O, OOOOOOOOO-S-U
Got Victorian Village, Short North and downtown districts
Got me feelin' like, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
We work hard and we play hard, life balance though
And how could you say no

Columbus, ooh na-na
All of my heart is in Columbus, ooh na-na
We'd like to welcome you to campus, na-na-na, ah
Oh yeah my heart is in Columbus
No other schools can touch this
[Come join us, ooh-na-na]