Don't Cast Shatter on a Bridge

Описание: When things are looking tricky, they can always be made worse by bad decisions or lack of spell slots.

Music made with suno.com, art made with leonardo.ai
#sunoai #D&Dmusic #aimusic #music #dungeonsanddragons #dndmusic #dungeonsanddragonsmusic #tavernmusic

LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
We’d marched three days through the goblin mud
Boots full of blisters and ale on our minds
Found a crooked inn by the old stone road
Where the harp hums low and the lanterns shine

[Chorus]
So raise your glass and remember this
Kids
Don’t cast shatter while on a bridge
Stone will crumble
Friends will tumble
Straight to the bottom of Leviathan’s ridge
Sing it louder so the gods don’t forget
Don’t cast shatter while on a bridge

[Verse 2]
There was Brother Thane with his holy book
Swearing that wisdom was his new creed
Till the ogres roared and the whole hall shook
And he panicked hard with a verbal misreed

[Chorus]
So raise your glass and remember this
Kids
Don’t cast shatter while on a bridge
Stone will crumble
Friends will tumble
Straight to the bottom of Leviathan’s ridge
Sing it louder so the gods don’t forget
Don’t cast shatter while on a bridge

[Bridge]
We lost three mules and a week of rations
(hey!)
Two fine boots and a bit of pride
But we gained a song for the next poor magus
Who thinks “What’s the worst that could happen this time?”

[Chorus]
So raise your glass and remember this
Kids
Don’t cast shatter while on a bridge
Stone will crumble
Friends will tumble
Straight to the bottom of Leviathan’s ridge
If the stone looks thin and the span looks big
Don’t cast shatter
While on a bridge (hey!)