Die Langbeenspinnekoppe - "P*%P@L Die Skeel-Oog Matroos" (ROOFGAT CD) [#13]

Описание: This is the twelfth song in the "Roof Gat Army Songs" (Afrikaans for "Asshole Army Songs") CD, released by Die Langbeenspinnekoppe in 1998.

Uncensored, this songs name is "Poephal Die Skeel-Oog Matroos", which is Afrikaans for "Shithole The Squint-Eyed Sailor"


Lyrics (Afrikaans):


It was on the Isle of Capri where I met her

She was naked, and tied to a tree

Well I could not resist my temptation,

And now I'm the father of three

(Hoekom?!)

Want ek is poephol die skeeloog matroos

En ek lewe van rooiwyn en d**s

En ek trek my salaris

En pompn tot dit klaar is

Ek's poephol die skeeloog matroos


I spent all my life in the navy

I've sailed every ocean and sea,

So I thought I will take my vacation

When we sail to the Isle of Capri

(Hoekom?!)

Want ek is poephol die skeeloog matroos

En ek lewe van rooiwyn en d**s

En ek trek my salaris

En pompn tot dit klaar is

Ek's poephol die skeeloog matroos


Op die Isle of Capri is net meisies

En elkeen van hulle is mooi

Rum bottels groei van die bome

En die meisies kan net double gooi

(Hoekom?!)

Want ek is poephol die skeeloog matroos

En ek lewe van rooiwyn en d**s

En ek trek my salaris

En pompn tot dit klaar is

Ek's poephol die skeeloog matroos




Die Isle of Capri was geen hemel

Die Isle of Capri was die hel

Die enigste man op die eiland

En met sewentienduisend... (En wat meer kan ek jour vertel?)

(Hoekom?!)

Want ek is poephol die skeeloog matroos

En ek lewe van rooiwyn en d**s

En ek trek my salaris

En pompn tot dit klaar is

Ek's poephol die skeeloog matroos


Safely back with my friends in the warzone

I'll stay in the navy for life

I'll never go back to that island,

And I left all the kids with the wife

(Hoekom?!)

Want ek is poephol die skeeloog matroos

En ek lewe van rooiwyn en d**s


Lyrics (English):


It was on the Isle of Capri where I met her

She was naked, and tied to a tree

Well I couldn not resist my temptation,

And now I'm the father of three

(Why?!)

Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump till it's over

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor


I spent all my life in the navy

I've sailed every ocean and sea,

So I thought I will take my vacation

When we sail to the Isle of Capri

(Why?!)

Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump till it's over

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor


On the Isle of Capri there are only girls

And every one of them is beautiful

Rum bottles growing trees

And the girls can only throw double

(Why?!)

Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump until it's done

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor


The Isle of Capri was no heaven

The Isle of Capri was hell

The only man on the island

And with seventeen thousand... (And what more can I tell you?)

(Why?!)

Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump until it's done

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor


Safely back with my friends in the warzone

I'll stay in the navy for life

I'll never go back to that island,

And I left all the kids with the wife

(Why?!)

Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump 'til it's done

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor


Because I'm shithole, the cross-eyed sailor

And I live on red wine and d**s

And I draw my salary

And pump 'til it's done

I'm a shithole, the cross-eyed sailor