I read 800 pages of A Court of Silver Flames so I made d*** soap and wore a furry face mask (Part 1)

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PART TWO:    • Finishing A Court of Silver Flames by taki...  

In honor of hitting 400k subscribers on this monstrosity of a channel, I present to you the highly requested video for A Court of Silver Flames... because, well, let's face it, we all know you didn't come to this channel for insightful reviews of literary novels. You just wanted to hear me yell about faerie peen over and over. This is how warped your sense of humor is, your disturbing state of brain-rot as you eagerly consume every video in this faerie peen saga. Have you no shame? Is this what "comedy" has been reduced to? A collection of repetitive, juvenile jokes about getting that lickity splickity coochie? Apparently so. Thus we have gathered together for Part One of Two videos: a duology of sadism and shame, an hour-long feature of a mentally ill woman repeating the same low-brow jokes, entertaining a faceless audience that wants nothing more than to cackle at society's perversions. It's all an empty farce, this clown show I put on. I am only a puppet to the strings tied by your clicks and views. And yet, it is the only thing I know. The only way you will listen. The only reason you watch. Sometimes I pray to God, is this what my life will amount to? But he doesn't answer. He never does. Instead, I hear another voice echoing from the back of my mind. I don't want to hear it, but the voice insists. He tells me: "It's your choice." I know, then, that there is no God. For if there were one, I would not be here, screaming into the void, as I make yet again another faerie peen video. Because the truth is as simple as this: I never had a choice.

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TIMESTAMPS
⌛ 0:00 - Intro
⌛ 02:00 - Babbel Sponsor
⌛ 03:07 - Catching you up on ACOTAR... in case you somehow missed it
⌛ 06:12 - Sculpting the soap
⌛ 07:12 - The setup of ACOSF, Feyre is Jeff Bezos, and locker room talk
⌛ 16:16 - Repetitive writing that tortured me for 800 pages
⌛ 21:38 - Subtle and nuanced tension, heat strokes, lava coochie
⌛ 33:58 - More smut scenes except I'm not wearing a furry mask anymore
⌛ 46:19 - Feyre is pregnant and Rhysand gets even more annoying
⌛ 53:00 - I forgot about Tampon
⌛ 54:57 - More debauchery with Nesta and Cassian cuz it's all they can think about
⌛ 1:02:38 - Yoga??? Oomph??? And more uncomfortable PDA

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