Stereotypes about Uttar Pradesh and Bihar

Описание: I'm from Uttar Pradesh, and I look muscular and broody, so everyone thinks I'm an Alpha personality. I told someone I'm from UP, he looked at me and asked are you on bail or are you on run from UP Police. He said law and order has become so better after yogi Adityanath in UP.

Someone once asked me what do you do. I said I'm a standup comedian, I loot people from my jokes. He said looking at you it looks like you loot people. I was like I'm a bakait, not a dacoit.

Last month at a club I was having intellectual talk with a couple, suddenly the guy asked where are you from, I said U.P, the girl got scared, fell on my feet and said take my phone, take my boyfriend, just let me go. I was like my sister I'm from UP, not Delhi. The lady went to the police and said I'm a gangster, while she's from Punjab.

Police came and arrested me, saying my face is hard evidence that I'm a criminal, and my face will surely match with some known criminal. They matched it for 3 days and didn't get any results, still they kept in preventive detention, saying you'll do something wrong with this face. Then I told them I know a person from Bihar who looks more dangerous than me, so they left me. That's my main income here in Bangalore now, I give information to Bangalore police about Biharis.

People from Bihar look at UP, the same way Uttar Pradesh residents look at Delhi. Bihar is the only place in this world from where people come to study in UP, even UP people aren't studying in UP. In the recent Bihar elections, modiji promised if Bihar votes for BJP, then BJP will turn Bihar into UP. What's this demand like, that make Patna into Prayagraj.

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