NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed/New Year's Revolution - EP (Lyrics)

Описание: Songs:
Xmas Has Been X'ed 0:00
New Year's Revolution 2:44
Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots 5:05
Year: 2013

Lyrics (On screen too (; ):

Xmas Has Been X'ed:

It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll

December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'ed

No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other

Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
'Cause Easter's canceled too

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last

No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got Mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our Hanukah!) the last Christmas eve

New Year's Revolution:

Forget about old acquaintance
Instead we honor flagrance
This night is so clichéd

We mix day-old traditions
With random premonitions
A futile charade

Forget about justice
Forget about wars
Forget about future
The government ignores

Fuck your resolution
Fuck your annual
Fuck your optimism
It just sounds so banal
It just sounds so banal

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

Next year is gonna be bad
The next one even worse
That's not called pessimism
It's just the truth that hurts

Let's all sing together
Songs about change
Songs about people
Notes in my range

Can we motivate?
Can we incite?
Can we make a difference with lyrics oh so trite?
With lyrics oh so trite?

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

Resolution!

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots:

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you
'Cause you are my only roots
I was the king of the drug, booze thing
Now I've worn out the soles of my party boots

So call me shit faced, 'Master of Disgrace'
I don't care 'cause my outer skin
Is thick like crust and a liver that's rusted out
Now, I'm on a list

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me
I won't give it but I'll give ambivalence
I gotta memory box 'cause my memory blocks me
From remembering weeks

All the blacked out nights into white out mornings
Into gray matter damagings
So call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk rock
Give it straight 'cause I deserve

A verbal beating from an audience bleating
And a melee with no concern
Everybody wants to give a shit outta me
I won't give it but I'll give irresponsiveness

Everybody wants to drag me up again
I wanna go but the price keeps going up
Going down is simple and practical
Laying low but keeping it cynical
I'm on the wagon and it's such a drag
Without a key kick, shot and a drag

Evidently no one likes a quitter
Or an old punk's bitterness
So I'm waiting for the tap
On my shoulder 'cause we're all getting older not better
And the laughs are no longer with us

So call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk
Call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk
Call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk
Shit faced, Master of Disgrace