Alpha King Claimed a Hooded Stranger at the Ceremony To Be His Luna… But The Reveal Broke Him

Описание: *Alpha King’s Regret: A Hilarious Werewolf Rejected Mate Romance with a Savage Bride & a Smug Goat*

In the medieval kingdom of Wolfshire, arrogant Alpha King Draco Ravenston is done with fake, power-hungry she-wolves throwing themselves at his throne. Tired of hypocritical perfect mates, he chooses the ultimate low-maintenance bride from the bargain bin: a mysterious hooded woman named Nancy Drew.

He seals the mate bond without even lifting her veil, declares her a “bride of convenience,” and plans a three-month divorce per pack law. He ignores her completely, leaving Nancy to spend her wedding night alone building a cheese fortress and adopting a ruthless rose-eating goat named Sir Blep.

But on Divorce Day, Draco mocks her as “toe-curlingly ugly.” Nancy snaps—yanks off the hood—and reveals the most breathtakingly beautiful maiden in the land. The council faints. Draco’s wolf howls in horror. Regret hits harder than silver.

Now the once-cold Alpha is groveling like never before: burnt breakfast disasters, shredded capes from angry village dogs, public kneeling in council meetings, and daily offerings destroyed by Sir Blep. Nancy roasts him mercilessly on her viral village notice board while Draco turns into Wolfshire’s biggest simp.

Will the emotionally constipated Alpha King win back his fierce, witty Luna? Or will Nancy and her headbutting goat keep him in permanent grovel mode forever?

Tropes you’ll devour:
Rejected mate to obsessed mate
Alpha grovel
Hidden beauty / veiled bride
Enemies to lovers (with maximum chaos)
Hilarious banter & savage one-liners
One iconic goat sidekick
Slow-burn grovel + sweet HEA

Perfect for fans of funny werewolf romance, medieval fantasy rom-com, groveling alpha kings, and stories where the bride roasts harder than the king ever ruled.

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Grab your popcorn (and protect your roses)—this chaotic, laugh-out-loud love story is about to steal your heart… and maybe your dignity too. 🐐🔥🐺💅