Put Your Hand WHERE?! Adult Goosebumps Parodies Explained [Patreon Peek]

Описание: I read three more books in the vulgar adult Goosebumps parody series, Shingles. (According to them, "Shingles is the comedy horror series from the gang that brings you the Authors & Dragons podcast. Like the podcast, these books are rated Not Safe For Anything. Imagine if your favorite comedy horror series for children was written for adults, by the same type of people who enjoy Cards Against Humanity.")

We're going to find out if they were all as bad as The Mummy's Curse or if I actually found a good one! Covered today are Put Your Hand in My As$; Carnival of Psychos; and 28 Dlcks Later. One of these was worse than the others, and I bet it's not the one you're expecting!

Description of Put Your Hand in My A$s:
Will Monroe wants to be a famous entertainer more than anything, and he knows the high school talent show is the first step. Unfortunately he has no talent. What he needs is a mentor. What he gets is Sloppy- an enchanted puppet with weird $exual proclivities and an extremely problematic approach to comedy. Does Will have what it takes to make it in the cut-throat world of showbiz? And how deep is he willing to stick his hand to find out?

Description of Carnival of Psychos:
Richie Spoonerman is having a crap time at the carnival. He didn't win any of the cool prizes at the rigged games, his friend Matt barfed all over his shoes on the Ferris Wheel, the school bully who wants to rip his head off and crap down his neck, Sean Dustman, found him and is chasing him all over the fairgrounds, and now he's stuck in the Maze of Mirrors being chased by a psychotic clown named Scabies who wants to murder him with an eggbeater.

He really should have stayed home and played video games. This getting out of the house and socializing thing sucks.

Description of 28 Dlcks Later:
Wilhelmina Johnson is just an average young woman trying to make an honest living as a make-up counter girl in the hard scrabble streets of Boneville. When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through the city, it’s do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion or find herself at the bottom of the heap 28 dlcks later? 28 Dlcks Later is the 30th book in the Shingles series or horror parody novellas from the weirdos on the Authors & Dragons podcast. Rated I for Immature and NSFA for Not Safe For Anything.


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