THE JEDI RETURNETH - Part 4

Описание: THE JEDI RETURNETH

ACT ONE:
•Some time in the past or future
•Some location in this galaxy or another
ACT TWO:
•At about the same time
•Aboard Darth Vaders spaceship, the Death
Star
ACT THREE:
•Tragically, despite the tireless efforts of scholars and archeologists, Act Three has been missing for over 400 years. We shall proceed directly to Act Four.
ACT FOUR:
•A little while later
•A hallway in the Death Star
ACT FIVE:
•The next day
•Darth Vaders control room of the Death Star


IMPORTANT CORRECTION

Hollywood, in typically inaccurate fashion, has grossly misrepresented the true relationships between characters in this timeless chronicle of war among the stars. This play, however, is true to the facts of the case:
•Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker are NOT siblings. They are in the tentative, early stages of a torrid romance.
•Darth Vader is nobodys father.
•Han Solo is Lukes bastard (or illegitimate) brother. They have the same father, but Hans mother was Lord Skywalkers mistress.






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In celebration of William Shakespeares 445th birthday,
the Shaker English Department presents . . .
The Jedi Returneth
A five-act play in four acts, spoofing Shakespeare,
raiding Star Wars, and ending badly.

By Christopher Cotton

Cast, in order of appearance:
Luke Skywalker: Christopher Cotton
Han Solo, Lukes bastard brother: Charles Kelly
Darth Vader: John Morris
Robot Fool, servant to Lord Darth Vader:
Amanda Goldman
Princess Leia: Maya Curtis

Stage Manager: Jenny Waletzky
Lights and Sound: Emily Jennings

A BIG THANK YOU TO:
Chuck Tisdale, The Impresario
Christine McBurney and Erik Johnson for helping us rude mechanicals and for the use of Theatre Arts Depart-ment facilities
Bruce Jennings, audio maestro