Washing Dishes is a War Crime | Songs No One Asked For

Описание: My children act as if making them wash dishes is torture, almost like a war crime... I assume you can see where this is going. I asked Suno to create a song that began with a solemn tune, evocative of a funeral, which then built up to an 80's style rock ballad.

According to Suno’s terms, since I made this song under their Basic (free) tier, it cannot be monetized (https://help.suno.com/en/articles/241... ). As such, feel free to reuse this song in any way you see fit -- other than for your own monetary gain!

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Lyrics:
The sink is a battlefield I never chose
Foam rising like clouds of smoke
Plates stacked like fallen walls
My hands pruned and raw
The water burns
The soap stings

I’m just a kid; just a kid
Why should I pay for what I never did

Washing dishes is a war crime
Why must I suffer for someone else’s grime
Washing dishes is a war crime
The suds are the enemy
I’m doing my time

Spoons are weapons
Forks are spears
Each pot a relic of ancient fears
The clatter echoes like bombs in the night
No escape
No end in sight

I’m just a kid; just a kid
Caught in a battle I never bid

Washing dishes is a war crime
A punishment that don’t fit the crime
Washing dishes is a war crime
The sink’s a prison
I’m serving my time

Washing dishes is a war crime
Why must I suffer for someone else’s grime
Washing dishes is a war crime
The suds are the enemy
I’m doing my time

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