BANANA PUDDING | Funny Hip-Hop About Losing All Self-Control 🍌🥄

Описание: Lyrics
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Who said diet? I wasn’t even looking.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
One spoon hit, now my willpower’s missing.

Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Bowl went quiet, now it’s suddenly empty.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Everybody chant it till your self-control’s glitching.

I wasn’t hungry, I was just existing,
Opened the fridge, now my future’s missing.
Yellow bananas doing damage in silence,
Vanilla wafers plotting carb-based violence.

Cream so smooth it should come with a warning,
“May cause happiness, regret by the morning.”
Just one bite turned into seven decisions,
Math stopped working, lost count of my mission.

Spoon hit the bowl like tap-tap-attack,
Brain said “relax,” stomach said “run it back.”
Layers got layers like drama on streaming,
I’m full emotionally, physically dreaming.

I tried self-control, it filed for leave,
This pudding too powerful, I don’t believe.
If comfort had flavor, this would be it,
Grandma energy with a remix and kick.

Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Who said diet? I wasn’t even looking.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
One spoon hit, now my willpower’s missing.

Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Bowl went quiet, now it’s suddenly empty.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Say it real loud if your discipline’s quitting.

Instagram chefs got the layers on flex,
Mine got vibes and emotional depth.
Not fancy plates, no tweezers involved,
Just real-life joy getting absolutely solved.

Bananas too ripe? That’s flavor unlocked,
Sweetness so loud, tastebuds in shock.
Whipped cream clouds with a soft-serve flow,
Every bite saying “you already know.”

I came for a taste, stayed for the trauma,
Pudding got me speaking in food-based commas.
Friends say “save me some,” I say “I tried,”
But the bowl looked back at me and lied.

This ain’t dessert, it’s a lifestyle choice,
Silencing stress with a creamy voice.
If loving this wrong, I plead guilty soon,
Put my name on the spoon, case closed, boom.

Scoop-scoop, no shame, no stress,
Whip-whip, happiness in a bowl, yes.
Peel-peel, wait—who ate the rest?
Don’t look at me… look at the mess.

Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Everybody yelling like a cult-style movement.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
Clap-clap, chant it, don’t fight the sweetness.

Banana pudding, banana pudding,
From the fridge to the soul, instant improvement.
Banana pudding, banana pudding,
If you know, you know—now repeat the chorus.




I wasn’t even hungry… then I saw banana pudding.

BANANA PUDDING is a bright, funny hip-hop song about that one dessert that destroys all self-control.
One spoon turns into seven, the bowl goes quiet, and suddenly your diet files a complaint.

No flex, no drama — just creamy chaos, bad decisions, and good vibes.

🎧 Playful, comedic, family-friendly hip-hop
🍌 Food humor, chant-along chorus, relatable cravings

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