Da GUNT - World's Best Dad (feat. MC Jarbo)

Описание: Da GUNT - World's Best Dad ft. MC Jarbo

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Instrumental produced by Sinima Beats

Lyrics:

I’m your host ethan ralph
the gunt
the one and only motherfucking diabetic Richmond pimp

i've been looking for a bitch that doesn't want a big package
i'm a pretty big disadvantage
should have just raped a dumb bitch in an alley
instead i fucking imported this bitch from cali
let's be honest who the fuck else would have me?
motherfucker's gotta be deaf and blind, someone that's never been happy
or be out of their mind, i'm talking mentally damaged
carrying around three hundred pounds of her dad's baggage
no average bitch, mother fuck marriage
i'll only have kids with a trashy white fat bitch
who'll eat, fuck and give birth on the same mattress
where my dear mom and dad did
remember what the therapist man said, supress the sadness
don't be scared of this fat fucking misogynist
but even a bitch that's sick of dicks
can hop on the gunt quick and sit on my transgender clitoris
point the other way, let me sniff that ass
so I can see the disappointment on your mother's face
when she sees that i didn't put on a rubber hey
now she's got a couple retarded grandkids on the way
can’t believe she would wilfully get this fucker laid
what's wrong with our god damn junkie daughter's brain?
damn i wish there was another way to explain
i just don't want this bitch to run away!

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad
i'm gonna be the world's best dad
like a fucking million times better than matt!
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
‘cause I’m the world's best dad

the doc said it was fetal alcohol syndrome
all i did was feed her alcohol
no more thumb in the butt, wanna murder this slut
too damn weak to be a wife beater though
so I’ll just leave her at home looking after the greta thunberg clone
that fell the fuck out of her hole
damn son from the second i saw you i knew
you’ll ain’t gonna have no more than a one digit IQ
that's two digits more than your fucking dad could do
motherfucker I’m about to flip, I’m so mad at you
shutup kid you'll be fine
maybe you’ll live long enough to see your mom commit suicide
god damnit faith you’re not going anywhere god damn it, I’m fucking serious bitch!
get your ass in the basement, get your ass naked
say it you filthy shackle whore, say it!

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad
i'm gonna be the world's best dad
like a million fucking times better than matt!
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
'cause i'm the world's best dad

hello?
matt what's going on baby?
who's this? this is ethan ralph man, what’s going on? I just figured I’d drop you a line here
see how things are going

oh boy, you know you fucked up bad bitch when baked alaska's
playing the gunt and the gunt's like nigga cut that crap quick
and I’m thinking to myself as I my the kids in
how can a faggot so fat have such thin skin?
how can a guy who can't get my ass out of his head
blow smoke out of his asshole like fucking tobacco
have the nerve to call me a fat joke
when bitch you need a fucking backhoe to get out of bed

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
kinda like the fucking dad i never had
son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat
i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad

i'm gonna be the world's best dad
like a million fucking times better than matt!
you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me)
'cause i'm gonna be the world's best dad

you fuckin’ faggot!