"Diabetes Made Me Test Positive for Cocaine?" Judge Boyd ROASTS Defendant's Wild Excuse

Описание: In this probation compliance docket, Judge Stephanie Boyd presides over the case of Mr. Silva, who is struggling to stay compliant with his drug testing conditions.

The Violation: Probation reports show that the defendant has consistently tested positive for Alcohol, Marijuana, Cocaine, and Opiates throughout May, June, and July. Despite the scientific evidence, Mr. Silva insists, "I haven't done anything".


The Warning: Judge Boyd delivers a stern reality check, warning him that if a Motion to Revoke is filed, he could be arrested at work or in the child pickup line and face up to 10 years in prison.

The Viral Moment (The "Diabetes Defense"): In a desperate attempt to explain the positive tests, Mr. Silva asks the Judge: "They told me that maybe I was coming out positive because I had diabetes". Judge Boyd's Response: Judge Boyd shuts down this theory immediately with a perfect retort: "The last time I checked, having diabetes will not give a positive UA for cocaine... Show it to me and I will apologize, but so far I haven't seen any studies that say that".


Timestamps: 00:00 Intro & Administrative Matters 01:40 Mr. Silva's Compliance Hearing Begins 02:15 Reading the Positive Tests (Cocaine, Opiates, Alcohol) 03:30 The Warning: "You are looking to join up to 10 years in prison" 05:15 The Excuse: "Maybe it's because I have diabetes?" 🍬 05:45 Judge Boyd's Epic Rebuttal: "Show me the study" 06:30 Final Ruling: Weekly Testing Ordered

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