🔧 Russia’s Newest Upgrade: More Heat, Less Evidence!

Описание: When the plan is people, capacity is policy. Europe's biggest crematorium, open for business, now!
Europes biggest crematorium. Capacity 240 heroes of the motherland per day
Крематорий в Санкт-Петербурге

🔗 LINKS / SOURCES
• TABO-CS (cremation equipment, CZ): https://www.tabocs.com/
• TABO cremator specs page: https://www.tabocs.com/cremation-equipment...

• St. Petersburg City Crematorium – official info hub: https://crematory.spb.ru/
• St. Petersburg Crematorium (contact/info): https://krematorij.ru/

• Reporting on expansion (largest in Europe, +6 TABO → 20 total, ≤240/day):
– The Moscow Times: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/09/30/...
– Kyiv Post: https://www.kyivpost.com/post/61173
– NV (English): https://english.nv.ua/russian-war/st-peter...
– Ground News (roundup): https://ground.news/article/st-petersburg-...

• The Duran (YouTube channel):    / @theduran  

🎯 ABOUT
This is anti-war satire. The target is propaganda and the machinery that normalizes loss—not ordinary people.

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🔍 TAGS / HASHTAGS
#AntiWar #Ukraine #Russia #Propaganda #DarkHumor #Crematorium #TABO #SaintPetersburg #War #PoliticalSatire #ShortFilm #putin #theduran

📜 CREDITS
Writing/Direction/VO/Lyrics: Sergey Naryskin, Shaman
Music/SFX: Alexander Portnikov, shaman
Sources: linked above

⏱️ CHAPTERS
0:00 Cold open (According to Plan™)
0:16 Feature flex: +6 TABO, 20 total
0:28 Euphemism overload
0:30 Putin lip-sync (chorus #1)
0:45 Capacity is Policy
1:04 FAQ: “According to Plan™”
1:24 Putin lip-sync (chorus #2)
1:35 The counter keeps ticking
1:46 End card: Turn the plan off