The Dark Truth of Royal Drinking Nights – Kings Gone Wild | Boring History For Sleep

Описание: Step softly into the torchlit halls of medieval royalty—where power is drunk straight from a goblet and dignity rarely survives the first course. From the mud-slick feasts of King Henry I to the coronation chaos of France’s Philip VI, this is a story soaked in wine, wrapped in velvet, and polished with political hangovers that echo through history.

In this riotously regal bedtime tale, you’ll witness:
🥴 King Henry I’s meat-drenched parties (and the time he knighted a goose)
🍇 Philip VI’s coronation hangover that practically rewrote royal policy
🦆 Nobles flirting with ducks, priests praying for sobriety, and cheese wheels the size of shields
🍷 The absurd politics of medieval binge drinking—where being trashed was tradition
🐕 Wine cellars guarded by dogs trained to bark at sobriety

This isn’t just a history lesson—it’s a velvet-draped fever dream of fermented power. So dim the lights, pour yourself a (non-poisoned) drink, and drift into the glorious, groaning chaos of history’s most ridiculous royal nights.
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🎧 Best experienced with headphones and dim lighting.

You’ll experience:

The eerie loneliness of a plague survivor 😔

The psychological trauma of guilt and religious doubt 😢

The collapse of feudal society and labor systems ⚔️

Real historical context about the plague's impact on economy, religion, and daily life 🏚️

Slow, relaxing narration perfect for sleep, study, or nighttime reflection 🌙

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Meticulously researched from archaeological reports, Viking sagas, and historical scholarship. All dramatizations are based on plausible historical reconstructions.

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