The Bloody Gore Company - Briefs Filed In Blood
Автор: Sergeant Bruno & The Bloody Gore Company
Загружено: 2025-12-30
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CASE FILE // PUBLIC RECORD
FIRM: Meowski, Clawsen & Purrtle, Attorneys at Claw
DIVISION: Criminal Retribution & Post-Mortem Compliance
CASE TITLE: The People vs. Animal Abusers
A.K.A.: (c)Lawyer Meowski – Office Hours
REPRESENTING: The Bloody Gore Company
📂 CASE SUMMARY
Pursuant to the unwritten laws of claw, fang, and consequence, (c)Lawyer Meowski, Esq. provides a detailed verbal deposition outlining his daily professional activities. Said activities include—but are not limited to—
forensic reinterpretation of crime scenes,
aggressive cross-examination of abusers (often post-incident),
contractual enforcement through claws,
and the ethical liquidation of liability.
All statements herein are delivered in horrorcore rap format, saturated with legal jargon, dark humor, and graphic metaphor. 🎤🩸
🖋️ LEGAL POSITION
The narrator asserts absolute authority under Common Claw Doctrine, Feline Statutory Rage, and Emergency Vigilante Precedent (Section 9-Lives).
No plea bargains were accepted.
No appeals were granted.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER (MANDATORY)
This audiovisual deposition is a fictional artistic work.
All violence is metaphorical, satirical, and performed by anthropomorphic cats in a narrative universe.
No real persons were harmed, represented, or acquitted.
If you feel personally addressed, consult legal counsel immediately.
If that counsel happens to be Meowski… you’re already too late. 😼⚖️
— (c)Lawyer Meowski, Esq.)
Meowski, Clawsen & Purrtle
🐾 CREDITS
🎤 Vocals & Legal Threats: (c)Lawyer Meowski
🩸 Universe: Sergeant Bruno & the Bloody Gore Company
📁 Location: Private Office, Somewhere Between Law & Damnation
🔎 SEO TAGS (Hashtags)
#bloodygorecompany #lawyermeowski #horrorcorerap #darkhumorrap
#evilrap #villainrap #undergroundrap #horrorrap
#anthropomorphiccats #raplore #fictionalviolence
🩸 Filed. Stamped. Executed.
⚖️ Court is adjourned.
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