The Bloody Gore Company - Briefs Filed In Blood

Описание: CASE FILE // PUBLIC RECORD

FIRM: Meowski, Clawsen & Purrtle, Attorneys at Claw
DIVISION: Criminal Retribution & Post-Mortem Compliance
CASE TITLE: The People vs. Animal Abusers
A.K.A.: (c)Lawyer Meowski – Office Hours
REPRESENTING: The Bloody Gore Company

📂 CASE SUMMARY

Pursuant to the unwritten laws of claw, fang, and consequence, (c)Lawyer Meowski, Esq. provides a detailed verbal deposition outlining his daily professional activities. Said activities include—but are not limited to—

forensic reinterpretation of crime scenes,

aggressive cross-examination of abusers (often post-incident),

contractual enforcement through claws,

and the ethical liquidation of liability.

All statements herein are delivered in horrorcore rap format, saturated with legal jargon, dark humor, and graphic metaphor. 🎤🩸

🖋️ LEGAL POSITION

The narrator asserts absolute authority under Common Claw Doctrine, Feline Statutory Rage, and Emergency Vigilante Precedent (Section 9-Lives).
No plea bargains were accepted.
No appeals were granted.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER (MANDATORY)

This audiovisual deposition is a fictional artistic work.
All violence is metaphorical, satirical, and performed by anthropomorphic cats in a narrative universe.
No real persons were harmed, represented, or acquitted.

If you feel personally addressed, consult legal counsel immediately.
If that counsel happens to be Meowski… you’re already too late. 😼⚖️

— (c)Lawyer Meowski, Esq.)
Meowski, Clawsen & Purrtle

🐾 CREDITS

🎤 Vocals & Legal Threats: (c)Lawyer Meowski
🩸 Universe: Sergeant Bruno & the Bloody Gore Company
📁 Location: Private Office, Somewhere Between Law & Damnation

🔎 SEO TAGS (Hashtags)

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🩸 Filed. Stamped. Executed.
⚖️ Court is adjourned.