The Dragon Polka | "Weird al'Thor" Yankovic

Описание: FULL WHEEL OF TIME BOOK SPOILERS!

Merry WoT Idol 2025 everyone!

LYRICS:

How does a redhead, shepherd, son of a Maiden and
Aielman, taken to the middle of a forgotten
spot in the Two Rivers, with Tam al'Thor, and Bela and a Wagon
Grow up to be a hero and the Dragon?
The ta'veren, Dragon Reborn, with a new father
Got a lot farther, by stumbling a lot harder
By being way less smarter
Wanted the mayor's daughter
By twenty two, he saved the world and became a martyr!
Rand al'Thor the Dra-a-gon
My name is Rand al'Thor the Dra-a-gon
And there's a million lives that I have lived
But just you wait, just you wait
Wait for it
Wait for it
Wait for it
Wait for it
There is nothing in life I can control
Wait for it
Wait for it
Wait for it
Wait for it
The Wheel weaves as it wills
Though I feel I have no free will
But if there's a reason I must still bleed
To do my duty
Then I'm willin' to---
I'm willing to...
No-vice
Egwene
Novice
Elayne
and Nynaeve (raspberry)
Look around, at how lucky we are to be in white right now
History is happening in Tar Valon, and we just happen to be
In the greatest city
In the greatest city in the world!
The world has broken down
The world has broken down
The world has broken down
The world has broken down
Yeah, Lews blew it all away
Chosen rise, legends fall
We have seen each other through it all
Now that you are reborn
I will send a Seanchan army and Mat will have to blow the horn
Dooo doo doo doo dooot, doot doot doot doot doot doot doo
Dooo doo doot doot toot te toot
A lot of us were in
the Stone where it happened
the Stone where it happened
in Tear where it happened
We were all in
The Stone where it happened
in Tear where it happened
The Stone where it happened
Cairhien's where the Great Game is played
But here in Tear
The Dragon was proclaimed
Pulled callandor, then he flattened
Ba'alzamon in the Stone where it happened
We're outspeared (What?)
Outmanned (What?)
The Shaido
in Cairhien
We cannot make an all out stand
Ayo, we're gonna need a Red Hand Band
Mat Cauthon
Yes, he knows what to do from the Finn
He's got memories of war from many men
Mat Cauthon!
But he's gonna go to war eventually
Why'd he take out Couladin off screen?
Mat Cauthon!
No one has more good fortune
Or matches his quarterstaff prowess and motion
Mat Cauthon
You wanna live and not die?
Mat Cauthon
Follow the ashandarei
Go marry the Daughter of the Nine Moons
If you don't then we'll all be doomed
It's your eye for an Aes Sedai
You'll meet Illuminator
and the Dragons will go boom!
It's really nice, it's really nice
To have Goldeneyes on my side
I'm in a box, it really sucks
Without him I would've died
Look here at my unhealed wound (Which we made)
The Blood hasn't dried
But it's still nice, it's really nice
To have Goldeneyes on my side
Somebody has to stand up to the Blight
Somebody has to go in there and fight
If there's a Golden Crane now to be raised
Nynaeve will send Lan the Light be praised
Fain and the Whitecloaks and Seanchan are circling
Trollocs, Forsaken, the Pattern Unraveling
Madness, Lews Therin, Egwene is Amyrlin
Tower split, Bowl of Winds, Black Tower
The taint is OUT!
On Dragonmount, Rand became a new man!
Why do I fight against the Pattern and Time?
Fight day and night like I'm running out of time?
Ev'ry day's a fight against the Wheel of Time
Like I'm running out of time
Am I running out of Time?
Let me tell you what I wish I'd known
When I was young and dreamed of farming
I had no control
I became a hero without warning
I know that we can win
I know that greatness lies in us
So remember from here on in
Destiny has its eyes on us (Whoa... It's about them all)
And I'm gonna go bleed on the rocks
I'm gonna go and bleed on the rocks
Hey yo, I'll go and do my duty
Now I've had my share of booty
And I'm gonna bleed on the rocks
We gotta rise up, at the Dark One's door
We gotta rise up, head to Merrilor!
We're gonna rise up, rise up! (I'll get a new hot bod!)
Rise up, rise up!
And I'm gonna bleed on the
Gonna bleed on the rocks!
There's a million lives that I have lived
As the Dragon Reborn
What's your name, man?
Rand al'Thor the (Dragon)
Rand al'Thor the (Dragon)
Rand al'Thor the (Dragon)
Rand al'Thor