Why Split Fiction Sucks? (Brutally Honest)

Описание: 🛑 Here’s what you actually get for $50:

Jumping from one boring platform to another, with zero challenge.

Gimmicks so easy they feel like they’re for toddlers.

The dialogue is cringe, like two 5-year-olds trying to sound deep.

Characters you wouldn’t even want to hang out with, let alone date.

Story? What story? Just a string of cliché lines trying way too hard to be emotional.

💤 It’s basically another "It Takes Two" clone – except more expensive and way less fun.
🎯 If you want actual fun platforming, just play Stumble Guys – at least that one challenges you.

💔 Split Fiction tries to be everything – and ends up being NOTHING.

No real gameplay innovation

No risk

No reason to care

Just walk forward and jump... that’s it.

And yes, the graphics look nice – but don’t be fooled.
It’s just a distraction from how shallow and restrictive this game actually is.

🔥 Credit where it’s due – no lootboxes, no microtransactions.
But let’s not act like that alone makes this 10-hour feminist-woke monologue worth it.

The ending? A complete letdown.
Maybe if this is your first ever game, you’ll enjoy it... otherwise, you’re in for 10 hours of on-rails, forced co-op boredom.

📉 Popular for the wrong reasons.
🎭 Overhyped.
💸 Overpriced.
⛔ Avoid it.

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0:00 Very Easy
0:26 Stumble guys
0:34 Boring Story
0:50 Trying to everything and feels shallow
1:10 Graphics ...
1:25 No challenge
1:46 Actually one good thing !
1:56 On rails and half of its gameplay are cutscenes