Apparently Dogs Are the Problem Now - Amelia GB News roast

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More woke madness going on in the UK, which Amelia had to respond to:

Rural officials across England have signed up to plans aimed at making the British countryside more ethnically diverse, under a wide-ranging initiative coordinated by Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra).

As we do not have genuine free speech here, I had to tone down my reply. This is the sanitised version

I tried to minimise the AI jank, but inevitably some of it will always sneak through.

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Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Hills roll green, but it's "too white" they cry,
GB News headline, make the dog owners sigh.
Leash up Fido, no more free run in the fields,
'Cause some get scared—diversity yields!
Malvern plans outreach, keep the pubs subdued,
No tail-wags welcome, gotta change the mood.
But while they're frettin' over barks and leads...

(Pre-Chorus)
Hold up, mate—priorities, please!
Grooming gangs scandal, kids in the weeds!

(Chorus)
Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Waggin' tails tearin' the whole thing down!
Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Leash the pups while the real wolves prowl!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Funny where the focus lies somehow!

(Pre-Chorus)
Stricter control on the good boys, they say,
But gangs still roamin'—what a display!

(Chorus 2)
Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Waggin' tails breakin' all the vows!
Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Inquiry's on, but dogs take the bow!
(Whoa-oh-oh!) Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Priorities twisted, hear the crowd howl!

(Short Bridge)
Fido saves lives, loyal and true,
But grooming gangs? Inquiry crew!
This ain't right—priorities flipped!
Bark back loud, don't let it slip!

(Final Chorus)
Apparently dogs are the problem now! (Woof!)
Waggin' tails tearin' it down! (Woof woof!)
Apparently dogs are the problem now!
Grooming gangs rage while we leash the hound!
Apparently dogs are the problem now...
(Yeah right!) Funny where priorities lie now!