Cassiopeia but my E is a machine gun with a 0.1 second cooldown (35 KILLS, PENTAKILL!)

Corki but I deal 50% TRUE DAMAGE thanks to this new broken item (THIS IS SO UNFAIR)

Graves with this much damage should be illegal (ONE AUTO = 2 DEAD ENEMIES)

Nocturne but I have unlimited ults and your screen is permanently dark (PENTAKILL)

Nautilus but I have infinite shields and nobody can touch me (THIS IS SO UNFAIR)

I GAVE THIS YASUO A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WITH SORAKA MID (HE COULDN'T TAKE IT)

Kai'Sa has a new one shot mechanic and it's completely broken (INSTANT 3000 DAMAGE)

The enemies pick all AD champs, so I stacked 1000 Armor on Rammus (99.9% DMG REDUCTION)

When Thresh hits 1000 AP his hooks become extremely deadly (SATISFYING ONE SHOTS)

I TURNED NASUS Q INTO A ONE-SHOT SIMULATOR! (NEW CRIT ITEM = TRUE DAMAGE BONKS)

Why this new AP item just broke Veigar forever... (ONE SPELL = 10,000+ DAMAGE)

MISS FORTUNE WITH 100% LIFESTEAL IS A LITERAL CHEAT CODE (PRESS Q = FULL HEALTH)

I HIRED 4 HEALERS TO FUNNEL ME ON DR. MUNDO AND DOVE THEIR FOUNTAIN! (300K DAMAGE TANKED)

PENTABURN MORGANA CREATES BURNING POOLS OF DEATH (PRESS W AND WATCH THEM MELT)

RIOT COMPLETELY BROKE LUX IN SEASON 16! (NEW DAMAGE BUFFS, NEW BROKEN AP ITEMS)

I BROKE THE JINX ATTACK SPEED RECORD! (15.00 ATTACK SPEED AND 2 PENTAKILLS)

ORNN BUT I HAVE 7 TANK ITEMS AND BECOME INDESTRUCTIBLE (NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME)

So I think Vladimir might be a bit broken now... (GUNBLADE IS BACK)

Zaahen but I can literally out-heal the entire enemy team 1v5 (200% LIFESTEAL, PENTAKILL)

I BROKE JAX WITH THIS NEW BUILD! PROC YOUR PASSIVE WITH EVERY AUTO (ON-HIT GLITCH?)