The Paladin Who Smites First, Asks Never – A Funny D&D Song

Описание: Looking for funny D&D combat music or a heavy theme for your aggressive Paladin? ⚔️ "Smite Everything" is a hilarious, high-energy tabletop RPG anthem for those holy warriors who believe divine judgment is the only answer to every problem!

📖 The Story:
Adventurers, some investigate. Some negotiate. Some… SMITE.

"Smite Everything" is a bardcore comedy anthem for every paladin who believes divine judgment doesn’t need a second opinion. Subtlety is optional. Radiant damage is not. Doors, enemies, suspicious objects, or slightly rude tavern keepers… if it looks like a problem, it gets smited. This track is dedicated to the heavy-armored heroes who run out of spell slots in the very first room of the dungeon.

💡 Player & DM Tip: Play this righteous and chaotic track every time your party's Paladin burns their highest-level spell slot on a minor inconvenience, or when negotiations inevitably fail and the divine smites start rolling!

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