Payload Oddity (Space Oddity Parody)

Описание: New song for y'all to enjoy!
Felt like doing a mini tribute to the late David Bowie, albeit in parody form, but I think he deserves one. Also, do go listen to BlackStar!

Lyrics:

Ground control to Major Scout,
Ground control to Major Scout,
Drink your Atomic Punch and put your Batter's Helm on
Ground control to Major Scout,
Commencing countdown, enemies about,
Unlock the doors, and may Gabe's love be with you

This is Ground control to Major Scout,
You've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose hats you wear!
Now it's time to push the Payload if you dare!

This is Major Scout to Ground control,
I'm flying off the rails!
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way!
And the bases sure look different today!

Here am I sitting on this tin can,
far above the world.
All the Gravel Pits are brown,
and I think I'm falling down!

Though I've ran 100,000 miles,
I'm feeling very still.
And the Payload seems to know which way to go
Tell Miss Pauling I love her very much, she knows!

Ground control to Major Scout,
The time is near, to drop the bomb!
Can you hear me Major Scout?
Can you hear me Major Scout?
Can you hear me Major Scout?

Here am I sitting on this tin can, (Can you hear me?)
flying past the moon.
All the Gravel Pits are brown,
and their base is going down!