NLSS Civil War - Revenge of the Chat

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Music: "Sweet Revenge" by The Passion HiFi
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I also used a couple of voice clips from the soundboard over at https://whenisnlss.com

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Well, since NLSS Civil War is in full swing, I think now is as good a time as any.
It’s the revenge of the chat, LET’S GO

Hi Ryab, we betcha when you started this fight
You were not prepared for an attack from the hive mind.
lionBlind! x2 That’s something you’ve been getting lots.
Best line up this lionDemon, ‘cause we will be takin’ shots.

“Eyerrbody, here’s a docket for today,
Which applies to almost every single game I choose to play!
I will miss stuff, ignore this stuff, also make some bad decisions,
And then make a post on Twitter saying:
“Hit me with your hot tips!”

Never claimed to be pro gamer, and who knows, you may be right -
Not a lot of Bio Majors who have finished Hollow Knight.
And since your kryptonite is editing even a kilobyte,
We are impressed you’ve not decided to withdraw outright!

Over the years the countless memes provide us with the fuel
To take to logical extremes these disses and this humor.
Like new subscriptions at the end of stream, we’ll call you out.
You think you’re ready? Oh, that’s a doubt.

The Caesar’s Legion at the gates, with the keys to the kingdom,
Can’t lionstrat out of this one, no more “get out of jail free” cards.
Time to return that beret, and also to admit -
You just never noticed that your sniper had a medikit.

How long you gonna make us wait for your response to Baer?
And not that Acquiest shit, that was hard to bear,
You were barely even there, didn’t seem to care that
He fair & square took your Isek Baby ass to daycare (*waah*)


Hope you’ve had the time to catch your breath, since that was child’s play
‘Cause for the second half we’re gonna need to use the overlay!

He thinks that he’s a real G, dissing on his boy DG,
But in PUBG, our d-o-g is as lethal as a cor-g.
And here’s a warning sign -
Only targets he will surely hit are canines.

Comin’ at ‘im faster than a krogan battlemaster,
Hitting this egg harder than Dan Gheesling wearing Icci (Icarus) armor.
Enemies are everywhere, and now this man is worse for wear,
Teleport behind him just to whisper Nothing personnel, dad

You may pretend to be hardboiled, that’s your story,
Not to worry, we know – under that shell,
Like gatekeeper, you’re organic, and susceptible to panic
There is more than crackle static in your voice – we can tell!

‘Cause with the chat uniting you can barely do a thing,
Wouldn’t be the first time you backed down before the Nameless King.
And while we could keep going, really, we’ve all had our fun,
So let us all be honest, mention something ‘fore we’re done.

There’s no denying Northernlion’s actually a swell chap,
This dandelion’s been supplying content non-stop
He’s got pop culture knowledge in his shiny cranium
And you can’t hate the man – come on, he’s a Canadian!

And we would think that roasting people’s where you really thrive
After all, you often claim to be the greatest man alive
So go ahead eggboi, teach them all a thing or two,
And always remember – we will be watching you.