HOA Karen Watered Her Flowers With My Line — So I Fed It Vinegar, Soap, and Permanent Blue Tint

HOA Karen Reserved My Lake Mansion for 100 Guests — So I Sued Each One for $100,000 and Won

HOA Banned Snow Removal On My Land, So I Let It Bury Their Only Access Road

My Parents Said The Greatest Gift For Your Sister's Wedding Is If You Disappear From Our Family

Они усадили меня на кухне на семейном ужине — а потом мой помощник позвонил насчёт их слияния

I Bought the Abandoned House Next Door for $100, Not in the HOA. Karen Immediately Called the 911

HOA Karen Cut Off ‘Community’ Water — But I Turned On the Private Well I Own

HOA Built a Cell Tower on My Field Without Asking—So I Took Ownership and Tripled Their Rent!

HOA Tried to Get Me Arrested for Trespassing — Too Bad I’m the Judge Who Can Dissolve Them!

HOA Karen Tried Reserving My Ranch for Realtors — I Shut Her Out and Called the Cops!

HOA Karen Blocked My Snowplow Route, So I Left Her Buried And Plowed Around Her Instead

HOA Karen Ordered Me to Swap Houses with Her — Then Called 911 When I Refused!

I Came Back to My Lakeside Cabin — HOA Karen Called 911 Claiming She Owned It

HOA—Karen Smashed My Satellite Dish, Didn’t Know It Was a Government Emergency Receiver!

HOA Board Ignored My Warnings — Then a King Tide Swallowed Their Neighborhood

HOA Called 911 While I Moved Into My Lake House — Minutes Later They Learned I Owned the Block

I Watched the HOA Dump Snow on My Property—Then I Plowed It Across Their Street

HOA Karen Loses It When I Move Into My New Home That’s NOT in the HOA — Demands I Leave Immediately!

I Warned the HOA About the Overloaded Power Lines — But They Laughed Until It All Caught Fire

HOA Put 96 Homes on My Land — I Let Them Finish Construction, Then Pulled the Deed Out in Court

HOA Karen Blocked My Lake Refill — Then the Drought Cracked Their Waterfront Homes First