(I'm Stuck In) My House (Flo Rida "My House" PARODY)

Описание: Had to hop on the train of parodies related to the...uh... "current events". So I made a parody of Flo Rida's 2015 song "My House" because what's a better song to talk about staying inside than a song about staying inside...with other people!

...no wait that's illegal

LYRICS:

Open up the door, shut, locked.
Stuck in my house, come on, yah!

Better lock all the doors, quarantine begins
Ain't no visitors until COVID-19 ends
Gettin' bored at my home, don't know how to live
Maybe learn a couple of new languages

Cuz now we gotta stay in
I don't know how to live
Gonna learn to cook
Maybe a write a bo-ok

I'm stuck in my house
Really, really bored now
Social lives have slowed down
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
Learnin' some guitar now
Gonna pass the bar, how?
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
I'm stuck in my house

Mornin' comes and I'm still not sure what to do
Already learned how to juggle, started playin' flute
Runnin' low on bread, kinda need some food
Wait, what day is it? I really kinda confused...

Cuz now we gotta stay in
I don't know how to live
Gonna learn to cook
Maybe a write a bo-ok

I'm stuck in my house
Really, really bored now
Social lives have slowed down
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
Learnin' some guitar now
Gonna pass the bar, how?
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
I'm stuck in my house

I been stuck inside my house
With nothin' to do
This is so much worse
Than seasonal flu
I'm sorry if I'm keepin'
My distance from you
Wait 'til this epidemic's over
Then we can resume
I don't want you so confused
But these times are really pretty scary too
Wash your hands, stay inside, just focus on you
And we will get right through

I'm stuck in my house
Really, really bored now
Social lives have slowed down
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
Learnin' some guitar now
Gonna pass the bar, how?
Cuz we cannot go-whoa-out
I'm stuck in my house
I'm stuck in my house
I'm stuck in my house

Wash your hands! Haha...