The Git Blame Roast (A Developer's Anthem) [Full Music Video] *

Описание: A song that roasts programmers and CS students.
It’s meant as a joke, no hard feelings.

At first I wanted to create a roast battle between a depressed CS student and an anime character, mocking the mechanisms of their respective worlds. I might do the programmer's answer next time.

Thanks for watching



🎵 LYRICS: 🎵
[Verse 1]
Co-pilot roasts your messy code, its comments sharp and mean,
While Devin AI just ships to prod, a flawless, cold machine.
That "entry-level" job you crave needs five long years of skill,
Your inbox screams, a hundred "no's", your ramen budget's nil.

[Chorus]
Oh, your world is breaking! Your future's a 404!
Each bug fix spawns two new ones, you're losing this tech war!
Your GitHub's just a junkyard where dead side-projects lie,
And any spark of passion just gives up with a weary sigh.

[Verse 2]
That empty `catch` block whispers tales of where your hope has died,
"It works on my machine!" you plead, with ego bruised inside.
Those hidden tabs at 3 AM tell stories you can't face,
Now you're fighting for an "internship" with competition so extreme!

[Bridge]
You feed your bugs to AI gods, and pray with all your might,
But "RTFM!" echoes back, no documentation in sight! (Read the manual!)
When `git blame` just screams your name, you feel like such a fraud,
Then you go leak your A. P. I. key, despite all you were taught! (Dumb)

[Chorus]
Oh, your world is breaking! Your future's a 404!
Each bug fix spawns two new ones, you're losing this tech war!
Your GitHub's just a junkyard where dead side-projects lie,
And any spark of passion just gives up with a weary sigh.

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CREDITS and workflow
Image generated with GPT4
Animations generated with Hydra
Music generated with Suno
Puns by me

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