The Man With The Bleeding Bum-A Dabbleverse Song Parody

Описание: Okay, okay, I know the illustrious musical master Morse gave us the splended "Bentfinger" but hey c'mon....was ONE Bond film enough? (maybe these days) but still, 'The Other Guy' is my favorite secret agent ever. Silent but deadly! Aw hell I don't know, I've been in a weird mood lately. Enjoy, or don't, I don't caaaaare.....(ok unlike SJ I kinda do care) Have a nice day and...do be careful Agent 007"

*As always...Apologies if I ripped off your meme or pic or whatever, but be consoled I steal only the absolute best. HMU I'm always happy to PAY DUESSSS CREDIIIIT!!! Watch, like, sub...heck, drop a comment if you're really feeling frisky. Doowutchyalike.*

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Lyrics-

THE MAN WITH THE BLEEDING BUM

He has a terrible problem-
His asshole refuses to clot-
Slams a beer-than grabs another one-
The Man with the bleeding bum-

Lurking among dingle-berries-
The Forensics of his underwear-
"LIKE WIPING WITH GLASS"
don't sound very fun-
The Man with the bleeding bum-

Cream is requiried, his ass is on fire-
He drank up that whole 30 pack-
Neighbors can't shush him,
no insult can hush him unless-
Brennan says he's haaack-

Loves to brag all about every wank off-
Especially if you're with door dash-
Just when you think he can't be this dumb-
The Man with the bleeding bum-

His finger joints-
lead to many viewpoints-
Like who would he bang?...
Kate or KB?, oh yeah!


"WHAT'S YOUR MAN PACKING?"
He claims he's wisecracking--
Talks cock but he's not into guys?-
Denies any crush,
but he can't help but blush-
When he sees those big blue eyes-

He'll describe his every bowel movement-
'Less you're a hot chick from the Ukraine-
Rectum swollen like a Japanese Plum-
The Man with the bleeding bum-

He IS that dumb-
He'll DOX anyone-
While he's bleeding and burning in his bum-

**HAIL CG***HAIL EVS***HAIL MYSELF**