🔴LIVE: HELLDIVERS 2 LEVEL 10 STALKER SEASON GETS REAL FAST
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Загружено: 2026-01-14
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📜 DESCRIPTION
Designation: SES Soul of Audacity
Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Operation Type: Live Combat Broadcast
Planet: Boar Rock 🌋
Difficulty: Level 10💀
Squad: Duck, Wolf, Brasta, Mario 👥
Mission Summary
Throughout the stream, Helldiver Duck secured a decisive 3–0 victory in pre-operation morale-games (classified as “Rock-Paper-Scissors”). Rumors of prior defeats were flagged as unverified propaganda, lacking recorded evidence, and therefore dismissed in accordance with Super Earth Truth Regulations.
Moving onto planet side deployment to Boar Rock revealed an unprecedented surge in Stalker activity, including both vanilla and the more aggressive strawberry variant. Three confirmed nest sites were neutralized. The Predator strain appears to be in full seasonal bloom and was exterminated with appropriate enthusiasm.
During the geological survey, Helldiver Wolf struggled to maintain shield placement due to the undemocratic enthusiasm of local insectoids. Helldiver Mario designated Wolf as a “shield hugger,” which has been recorded into the Soul of Audacity’s Most Notable Statements log.
Extraction Complication Report
During final approach to Pelican-1, the fire-choked LZ became unstable. While the squad boarded without delay, Helldiver Duck experienced catastrophic traction failure and was temporarily unable to ascend the ramp—despite the ramp being slanted for accessibility.
Helldiver Brasta activated his traditional Hellbomb Backpack Encouragement Device, providing “motivational pressure” for Duck to board. Duck succeeded in boarding with approximately 0.04 seconds to spare before detonation.
This footage is now approved for inclusion in future Super Earth Training Films under the section:
“How NOT To Board Pelican-1.”
Secondary Operation: Dragon Roach Encounter
Two bile dragons entered the AO simultaneously during extraction. Brasta performed evasive “circles of democracy” in the FRV while Duck operated the turret, firing until the weapon barrel glowed white-hot.
Despite catastrophic density of enemy forces, the team boarded Pelican-1 just before encirclement. Helldiver Wolf gave his life in a noble, dramatic, and appropriately cinematic fashion.
During ascent, one final dragon roach struck the Pelican, triggering inaccurate in-craft casualty reports for Duck and Mario. Post-mission verification confirmed both survived, because Super Earth says so.
Additional Notes
Enemy forces converted into E-711 biomass for glorious ship fuel
Sarcasm levels peaked at 147%
New Super Earth citizen subscribed to broadcast—citizenship approved
FOR DEMOCRACY.
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