Useless Resolutions (Charlie Puth Parody) | Jeffrey's Song of the Week

Описание: Give up on your resolutions NOW to save time! Instead of Charlie Puth's "Attention" it's Young Jeffrey's "Useless Resolutions"

Lyrics:
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!

Whoa, hmmmm

You’ve Been Walkin’ Round, Talkin’ Loud’, All about
Sayin' How This Year, You gon' Change
And get Organized, Exercise, Eating Right & All that Junk…

But it Hasn’t Been Happening, Haven’t Been
To the Gym in Nine Whole Days
Weird Coincidence that’s the same day as when you Signed Up?

Dry January’s Hard, What did you Expect?
You were pounding JELLO shots all New Years Night
You swore off Coca Cola & Corn Syrup
Just replaced it with 5 Cans of Diet Sprite

Useless Resolutions
Failed before they Start
Baby, ain't no shame in giving up after Day 2
Ya, Screw this Self-Improvement
Why should you Self-Starve?
Honestly, Nobody Really Thought You’d See It Thru

You’ve Been Promising, Promising all us,
Sayin that ya won't use your phone all day
Might be Easier, if ya Just Cleavered your Whole Arm Off

And You Made it Clear that this year, is the year
You’ve Declared "No! To More Road Rage"
Now that Finger Goes up to Show them
That They're Number One!

You said you would learn Spanish, No Bueno, Friend...
cuz you gotta open BABBEL more than Twice!
You wanna Save More Money & Get Outta Debt...
But a weekend in Las Vegas could be Nice!

Screw your Resolutions
Those can wait til March
Planet Fitness Doesn't Love you as much as Donuts Do
You’re Not a Morning Person…
“Snooze” is Who you are!
Sloths need lots of Beauty Sleep, that’s How they look so cute

Said You'd Quit viewing, Movies
All the X-Rated Stuff! (So Hard to Do!)
Your Therapist’s Using
A Different Kind of Self-Love
You Tried to Quit Coffee
But now you're a Morning Grump
Your Life could be Happy
Just Toss your Goals in the Dump!

You Bought a Ring From Oura, 10,000 Steps…
If it's to & from the Fridge, You Should be Fine
Big Charity Supporter, That is Unless…
They Got Destiny working the Stage that Night!

Stupid Resolutions…
Invest Your money hard
All on NFTs & Funko Pops & Labubu’s
You Had Such High Ambitions
To Read More after Dark…
Gave Yourself a Mission More Impossible than Tom Cruise, Whoa!

Why’re you still doing...
These Ill-Fated New Years GOALS? (What were ya Thinking?)
Who are you Fooling?
Your Salad’s in a Bread Bowl! (With Extra Dressing!)
Quitting's not Foolish…
The Rock Gave up on Football! (Quit on his Dreams!)
And what happened to him?
Now he's the Biggest Stud of 'em all!