I'll Make a Man Out of You (Dota 2 Parody)

Описание: Legion Commander rallies her troops in this Mulan parody! :) Enjoy!
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LYRICS
Tresdin: Let's get down to business
To defeat these pubs.
But every time I play ranked,
All I get are scrubs.

You're the saddest stack I've ever met
And I regret I solo queued
But still I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as the radiant
But like dire within.
Blink with epicenter
And we're sure to win.

We've got decent team fight
We just have to execute
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Sand King: I wanna afk and farm
Tide: I'm sure they're gonna focus on me
Enigma: I wanna try my best to stay clear out of sight
Batrider: This lady's a real try hard
Enigma: I'm just gonna stay in the trees
Tide: But I guess it up to us to start the fight

BE A MAN
We must be swift as the wolves of ice wrack
BE A MAN
With all the force of a 5-man roar
BE A MAN
With all the strength of an axe with 6 hearts
Mysterious as what this box is used for

If we want to win this
We must fight as five
Just aid me in my duels
And we might survive.

You should uninstall, go back to LoL
Just never play DotA 2
How can we win this game
When there's you?

BE A MAN
We must be swift as a surged dark seer
BE A MAN
With all the force of tier-3 dive
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a thousand reavers
Mysterious as when pit lord will arrive!

[original Mulan lyrics]
BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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Original: I'll Make a Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan
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Fun facts!
I had this song sitting in the back of my head since the start of TI4 (originally, I was going to release it before my legion commander cosplay debut :P). I was very ambitious about how it would look though, so I didn't get around to making it until I had everything planned out. The lyric "Mysterious as when pit lord will arrive" had changed from "Mysterious as whether we'll have diretide" to "Mysterious as when techies will arrive," but of course, as news got released - those had to be scrapped!
I was going to draw an entire story to the song but in the end - as you can see - I got lazy. I've forgiven myself though because, to be honest, I got a bit tired of the idea and wanted to move on to other things. I also feel like Enigma's struggle is more or less conveyed through these shitty in-game scenes lol.
I've scrounged the internet for a nice clean karaoke version of this song but believe it or not - it does not exist! This version was the best one I found and it unfortunately still has a trombone in the background sounding the melody - so, apologies for the quality of the instrumental this time around.
Of course, everything in-game was recorded in a local lobby, toggled between normal and inspection mode. Learned a lot of useful cheats/commands thanks to this!
Thanks to djmack for helping me sing the dude parts in the middle :)

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