Agile Is DEAD - It’s Just Management Cosplay Now

Описание: Agile was supposed to SAVE software development. Instead, it became the very thing it swore to destroy.

Your "two-week sprints"? Just deadlines with fancy names.
Your "daily standups"? Status reports no one listens to.
Your "retrospectives"? Therapy sessions that change NOTHING.

Modern Agile isn't about shipping faster. It's about LOOKING busy while productivity dies in JIRA tickets and Fibonacci estimates.
The Agile Manifesto is rolling in its grave.
Prove me wrong in the comments. (You can't.) 👇

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