Northernlion said I couldn't rap

Описание: so I wrote a diss track about him out of spite
EDIT: I'm a rapper now and my first album is out: https://bsupreme.lnk.to/cycles
https://bsupreme.bandcamp.com/
MP3:   / northernlion-said-i-couldnt-rap  
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Lyrics:

Gonna have you choking on this d
Like a cherry jolly rancher "oh you choked on me?!"
If you're playin PUBG
better grab a tier 3
cause I'm coming for that big shiny dome baldy

Can't believe you'd have the damn balls to call ME out
Cause lest ye forget, bitch, I lived in fuckin fallout!
The hell you think our dumb asses had to pass the time?
Man we crashed trash cans and we wrote dope rhymes

Welcome to the northernlion live super show, kids!
Also known as 12 Angry Men debating condiments
Also also known as wasting three afternoons a week
but mostly just laughing at your friends when they misspeak

Rappin at you fast cuz every rapper knows you can't advanced attack without advancin that you're fast at rap so listen to the action in my auditory actin and record your reaction for the YOUTUBE VIEWS

First! "Ugh I hate those people, they're the vurst"
Coming atcha faster than a first floor curse
Man you're gonna need a hearse
probably think I rehearsed
All the shit that I've been spittin
and you're right - ...wait, what's the next verse?

...shit...

I'm exploring some categories for stories
Like a diss about the tinted rocks you've mostly been ignoring.
Or a bit about some shit you said in twenty thirteen
Or the fact that your entire life exists on a screen

THAT'S A LOGICAL EXTREME

Alright, I'll show him some respect, look,

Northernlion's actually a pretty nice guy
He's extremely quick-witted, he makes jokes on the fly
Hard-working and consistent - a real swell chap
NOW LET'S SNAP BACK INTO THIS HARDCORE RAP

he's a LOSER
Probably better off in a newsroom
shittin on millennials with crews that he's used to
His viewers put his videos on to snooze to
Number one sleeping aid on YouTube
is this boob

You know I came to win against this Canadian
I'm slayin him, playin him
His game's lame; it's pay-to-win
Use your Twitch Prime sub or get the hell away from him
cause if you can't afford it, he's ignorin ya, ya plebeian