Old Timey News Episode 3 Philadelphia DA, Ecuadorean Consulate, Oil Money

Описание: Citizens of the Free World, Rally 'Round! This is Your Allied Forces News Reel, Broadcasting Triumphs Over Tyranny

Philly DA's Stands Bold Against the Axis Menace! In the valiant city of Philadelphia, Allied Forces champion District Attorney Larry Krasner puts a crack in ICE! Good Larry rallied the troops with a thunderous vow to hunt down the Axis of Evil's ICE stormtroopers like the Nazis of old! Speaking clearly: "small bunch of wannabe Nazis, to be arrested and convicted!" You tell 'em, Larry!

Heroic Defense at the Ecuadorean Consulate! Minneapolis continues to be the front line against the The Little Dictator! Brave Allied Forces at the Ecuadorean consulate repel a brazen incursion by the tinpot tyrants private army! Sovereign ground without warrant? Not in America, pal! Ecuador lodging a formal protest against the Fuhrer administration's flagrant violation of international law, proving once more that the forces of freedom shall not yield!

A special bulletin from the halls of government, where Allied powerhouse Senator Jeanne Shaheen presses Axis henchman Marco Rubio as Senate grills the grifter over two hundred million missing dollars from High seas oil heist! Shameless Axis logic dictates the day! Rubio concedes the funds sit in the vaults of foreign Axis Nation of Qatar vault! Across the Allied world, voices rise in outrage at what they condemn as colonial plunder, demanding justice for the oppressed as the regime tries to tighten its grip on sovereign wealth.

Hold the line for justice, the hour demands your courage and your voice.

Arm yourselves with truth and the enemy falters!

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