We Tapped That Ass - feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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"We Tapped That Ass"
Starring Santino Fontana, Vincent Rodriguez III, and Rachel Bloom
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, and Jack Dolgen

Josh:
I BANGED YOU HERE!

Greg:
I NAILED YOU THERE!

Josh:
AND ON THIS COUCH!

Greg:
AND IN THIS CHAIR!

Josh:
IN THE DOORWAY—

Greg:
THE HALLWAY—

Josh:
ON EVERY STAIR!

Josh + Greg:
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!

Greg:
SOMETIMES HIM, SOMETIMES ME.

Josh:
THOUGH, NEVER SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Greg:
BUT ONE OF US WAS HITTIN’ IT,
USUALLY.

Josh + Greg:
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE.

YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE US
‘CAUSE WE LIVE IN YOUR HEAD.
JUST TWO SWELL DUDES THAT YA SCREWED--

Greg:
HERE...

Josh:
AND HERE...

Greg:
AND THERE...

Josh:
AND HERE...

Josh + Greg:
AND EVEN OCCASIONALLY IN YOUR BED!

Josh:
That bed is really uncomfortable.

Greg:
Right? It’s like a prison cot.

Josh:
ON THE STOVE.

Greg:
OVER THE SINK.

Josh:
AND SORT OF IN THE FRIDGE ONE TIME I THINK!

Greg:
AND THEN WE HIT THE BACK PATIO!

Josh:
THAT’S WHERE WE HIT YOUR BACK PATI-

Josh + Greg:
OOOOOHH!
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE.
HOW MANY TIMES DID WE TAP THAT BEHIND?

Greg:
WELL, LET’S ESTIMATE.

Josh:
ON AN AVERAGE DAY, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, MMM... 5, 6, 7, 8!

Greg:
What? Too cheeky?

Josh:
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left...

Greg:
Oh, oh, ok now a little to the right...

Josh:
Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left…

Greg:
Right there, right there...

Josh:
Wait no, you’re doing it wrong,
I’ll do it myself!

Greg:
Barkeep, what’s on TAP?

Rebecca:
It’s me. And my ass.

Greg:
Oooh! Sounds refreshing!

Josh:
ON THE TABLE YOU WERE WILLING AND ABLE—

Greg:
ON THE OTTOMAN YOU TOOK A LOTTA MAN –

Josh:
AND ON THE SAFE IN THE CLOSET I MADE A DEPOSIT…

Xander:
I ALSO TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!

Josh:
Let’s wrap this up with a big finish!

Greg:
But where should we finish?

Rebecca:
Please not on my chest.
No, you’ll scratch it!

Greg:
ON THE ACCENT WALL

Josh:
ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

Greg:
YOU DIDN’T CARE WHERE

Josh:
YOU JUST WANTED MORE

Josh + Greg:
HOW MUCH MORE TAPPIN’ COULD ONE ASS ENDURE?
WE TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS)
TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS)
WE TAPPED THAT ASS…
ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!