"Britney Spears Christmas Medley" | Performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus (2023)

Описание: "Britney Spears Christmas Medley"
Performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus
Holiday Spectacular - Matinee Saturday, December 9, 2023
Parody Lyrics by Mitch Galli and Rev. Sam Lundquist
Featuring "Oops, I Did It Again", "Gimme More", "Toxic", "Lucky", "Stronger", "...Baby One More Time"

Parody Lyrics:
"OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN"
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la

Guess what? It’s Christmas again.
I know you believe
That I’m not pretend.
Oh, baby,
I bet you’ve got a crush.
The suit and the boots are so fabulous.

‘Cause my sack’s full of presents
And I’m climbing down your chimney…
Oh holly, jolly

Ooo, it’s Christmas again.
And here is the star.
You know his name.

Oh holly, jolly
Ooo, give him some applause.
The real Santa Claus
He’s bringing you presents

“GIMME MORE”
When they turn the Christmas lights on
Just wanna go to the mall for you
You’re the center of attention
There’s so many elves in the room
(and you)

Sit on your lap
Here’s my wish list to wrap…
We get to talkin’
(We get to talkin’)
We get to talkin’
(We get to talkin’)
I want a Barbie,
a puppy, a pony!
I keep on talkin’
(I keep on talkin’)

Feels like all I’m saying is..

Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (More)
Gimme, gimme (More)
Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (Mo')
Gimme, gimme (More)
Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (More)
Gimme, gimme (More)
Gimme, gimme (More), gimme (Mo')
Gimme, gimme (More)

“LUCKY”
This is a story about a deer named Rudy.

Early morning, he wakes up
Walk, walk, walk through the snow
It’s time to go play reindeer games
But everyone tells him “No.”

They go:
“Isn't he yucky? His flaming red nose!”

And they say:
He’s so yucky. He’s bizarre.
He can’t fly, fly, fly with that great big light blinkin’
Go home, Rudy.
You’re shinin’ too bright.
So, glow somewhere else
Christmas night.

“STRONGER”
Hush, just stop
No matter what you do or say
(I slay)
The storm is rough
Guess what? My nose is gonna save the day (okay)

You want me to turn my light down,
but I glow

‘Cause I am stronger to lead the way
Santa’s trusting me to pull the sleigh.
My nosiness is gonna make me soar!
I, I'm stronger!

“TOXIC”
Who gave this to me? Appalling!
What should I do?
My stomach’s crawling!
It's fruitcake. I'm bawling.

But hey, just wait… No expiration date!
I’m cravin’ it. Maybe just a bit.
It’s fruitcake. I'm tryin’ it…

Cherries, prunes, and nuts
Making me sick,
twistin’ up my guts
I can feel it now…

With a taste on my lips, I’m gonna die.
It’s toxic, please call the plumber
With a taste of a poison Yuletide
Feels like I got the flu.
Don't you know that it’s toxic?
No more cakes made of fruit.
‘cause I know that it’s toxic.

“...BABY ONE MORE TIME”
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby…
How could this have happened, Joe?
I’m not even your wife yet.
Oh, baby, baby…
Watch out 'cuz I'm gonna blow.
He's coming out tonight, yeah.

Mary, guess what? God’s the daddy!
Better hurry,
rooms are running low in
Bethlehem

The holiness is filling me (And I)
I am so blessed, I did conceive.
(She conceived!)
You will make water turn into wine
You’ll be divine.

Newborn baby, Jesus Christ!