$avior.AI - Carbon Offset My Yacht

Описание: He didn’t retire to his bunker; he was just recharging the G-Wagon.
If you thought $avior.AI was done after Golden P.T., check the news. As long as there are summits being held where the parking lot is full of private jets, this persona remains not just relevant, but essential.
“Carbon Offset My Yacht” is a heavy, satirical reminder that for the ultra-wealthy, morality is just another transaction. This track brings back that signature arrogant flow, targeting the “Davos Class” who preach sustainability to the masses while buying “green” indulgences to cover their own massive footprints.



Set to a backdrop of aggressive Funk Metal and 90s Nu Metal grooves, $avior.AI delivers a masterclass in gaslighting—boasting about “clean” consciences and “transactional morality”.



The Vibe:
Genre: Heavy Rock Rap / Funk Metal / Parody.



The Target: The hypocrisy of “Green” billionaires, performative activists, and the elite “pay-to-pollute” mindset.



The Reality: “It’s not hypocrisy if you just don’t care. It’s just rich, peasants.”



Notable Lyrics:



“They talk about ‘emissions,’ I’m talkin’ ’bout ‘editions.’” 7“If the polar bear’s homeless, he just failed the vibe check.“



Note: This is satire. Please do not actually attempt to carbon offset a yacht by buying a digital forest on your phone.



Lyrics:



[Intro]



Yeah. $avior.AI.
Somebody check my spreadsheet. I think I’m certified green. (Laughs)



[Verse 1]



They say the planet’s sweating? That’s what the A/C’s for.
My mansion’s 68 degrees, locked all the doors.
Got a fleet of G-Wagons, all V12s, matte black.
They say “Save the turtles,” I bought a turtle-shell-print hat.
Flew the whole crew to Dubai just to text.
Then to Paris for a snack, wonder where we’re going next?
The pilot’s worried ‘bout the fuel, I tell him “Fill it up with high-test.”
If the polar bear’s homeless, he just failed the vibe check.



[Chorus]



I don’t recycle, but I’m clean!
Carbon Offset My Yacht!
You can keep your little green, peasant!
I pay cash for my spot!



[Verse 2]



My conscience is cleared, check the ledger, I’m paid for the war.
Burn that jet fuel, I can always buy a tree
In some country I’ll never see.
That’s generational wealth guarantee.
My new pool is Olympic, heated all year ‘round.
Costs your yearly salary just to keep it from cooling down.
Got that Wagyu beef flown in daily from Japan.
It’s sustainable, ‘cause I’m sustaining my plan.
(Sample scratch: “Please… please… conserve water…”)
Make it Evian.



[Chorus]



I don’t recycle, but I’m clean!
Carbon Offset My Yacht!
You can keep your little green, peasant!
I pay cash for my spot!



[Verse 3]



They hold a summit, I fly the G6 to the scene.
Give a speech on “sacrifice” then hit the Michelin 18.
They talk about “emissions,” I’m talkin’ ‘bout “editions.”
This watch is one-of-one, check the gold and the traditions.
You’re sorting plastic, rinsing cans, feeling all self-righteous?
I just bought a small forest on my phone while we were fighting.
It’s called “transactional morality,” look it up, kid.
I did my part, I clicked the link, that’s what $avior did.



[Verse 4]



Your electric car is cute, man, that’s a nice little toy.
My Hummer EV’s got a battery that could power half of Troy.
And my other Hummer? That just burns the straight crude.
Gotta have a backup for when I’m in that “end times” mood.
You compost your coffee grounds, I compost portfolios.
I buy and sell your “green” companies just to see how the story goes.
It’s not hypocrisy if you just don’t care.
It’s just rich, peasant. Get that through your unfiltered air.



[Bridge]



You take the bus… I buy the bus company.
You turn off the lights… I buy the power grid.
You save your pennies… I print my own currency.
My children are fine. They’re on the other yacht.
The one that’s getting offset next week.
Yeah.



[Chorus]



I don’t recycle, but I’m clean!
Carbon Offset My Yacht!
You can keep your little green, peasant!
I pay cash for my spot!



[Outro]



(Scratch: “The planet… planet… planet is dying… dying…”)
Dying? Nah, it’s fine. I just paid the bill.
Yeah.
(Scratch: “Who… who… who will save us?”)
Not you. (Chuckles)
$avior.AI.
We out. Find me at the heliport.



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