When Humans Say “Hold My Beer,” The Gods Grab Popcorn And Spectator Shields | HFY Story
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When Humans Say “Hold My Beer,” The Gods Grab Popcorn And Spectator Shields | HFY Story
When the humans arrived at the Temple of Eternal Transcendence, the galaxy expected reverence, silence, and awe. Instead, it got snacks, sarcasm, and the phrase that would send divine entities scrambling for spectator shields — “Hold my beer.”
Emilio and Zion weren’t supposed to be there. The ritual chamber was meant for ascension — a place where mortals sought godhood through millennia of discipline and faith. But when the humans stepped onto the sacred platform, reality itself started glitching. The energy patterns meant to vaporize their bodies instead tried to keep up with their biology — and failed spectacularly.
Moments later, Emilio came back holding a clipboard, saying he’d filed a few complaints with the gods about their “inefficient cosmic system.” The Divine Administration took notice. Then came the popcorn.
As the gods leaned closer — deploying spectator shields to avoid divine collateral damage — humanity did what it always does best: turned chaos into a workshop. With each sarcastic comment and wild idea, they began rewriting the rules of ascension. And when four humans decided to “test” godhood simultaneously, the entire pantheon had to upgrade their reality insurance.
What followed wasn’t a war. It wasn’t diplomacy. It was a cosmic tech-support session — with humanity as the auditors and the gods as the confused developers.
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