AI Riff Factory - Still Available?

Описание: "Still Available?"

Put my old couch up online,
Fifty bucks—man, it’s borderline a crime.
Ten pics, clean, no rips, no stains,
But my phone starts blowin’ up like a runaway train.

No name, no face, no sign of life,
Just four damn words in the middle of the night...

Is this still available?
(You hit me up, then disappeared)
Is this still available?
(A ghost in Marketplace frontier)
Is this still available?
(Three states away and full of doubt)
Is this still available?
—Why the hell did you even reach out?

One guy said, “Hey, I’ll come by noon.”
It’s been six days—guess he meant next June.
Got a trade offer for a broken drum set,
And some lady’s cat—I ain’t takin' pets!

“Take five bucks?” — Get lost.
“Can you deliver?” — At what cost?
“It’s urgent, man!” — Then hit the gas!
All these freakin’ messages can kiss my—!


Is this still available?
(You’re nowhere near my zip code, friend)
Is this still available?
(And now you’ve vanished once again)
Is this still available?
(Why’d you even waste my time?)
Is this still available?
—Marketplace is a circus crime

Still avail… still avail…
Is this... still... availaaaaable?
…Yeah. Me neither.