Happy Christmas YouTube Friends! Wrap some presents with me and my cats!

Описание: Hello! Wishing you all a very merry Christmas with love from The Last Homely House!

I hope you are all well and ready for Santa to come and visit you this evening!
Over on Patreon, the last of the Advent Christmas Movie Reviews has just been posted and it is the movie I watched today while I was wrapping gifts for my family and friends. That is about the most Chritmassy thing you could possibly do!
All the Movie Reviews, plus the previous two Advent gifts, are available on Patreon for $1 or 70p which has got to be the best bargain this Christmas!
Find them here
  / thelasthomelyhouse  

I am looking forward to the Livestream on New Years Eve at 10pm GMT I hope to see you there!

Here is the poem I read - with all the right dialect spelling.


Talking Turkeys
by Benjamin Zephaniah

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys just wanna play reggae
Turkeys just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’,
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey called…Turkey
He said “Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?”,
I said “I am not too sure turkey
But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash’.

Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.


the music you can hardly hear in the background is from Epidemic Sound and is
Anglels We Have Heard
What Child Is This?
Look to the Stars